Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Clean Poker Jokes

Good humor can make you the life of a poker table. Good clean humor might even get you noticed as, well, different. So we're trying to develop a list of clean poker-related jokes to use at tournaments.

True-life example: On our drive home from Panama City, Florida last week, we passed the perfect restaurant for poker players.

Why? It was a pancake house -- called Short Stacks.

(Too bad we'd already eaten Sunday breakfast. We should have stopped and asked for a chip count. Tortilla chips, especially.)

Which brings us to true-life example 2: We told players online Monday we had to "move some of our chips away from the table."

Why? "The Pringles can was getting low."

What clean poker humor would you add?

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