Showing posts with label ii kings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ii kings. Show all posts

Sunday, December 23, 2018

The Wrong Crowd?

If you've read this blog for a while, you might find it puzzling. Why is someone making Christian and Biblical points about poker - and even playing poker in casinos?

We heard a sermon this weekend which helps explain our perspective. It came from the President of a church association, who's also a minister and a long-time member of a Rotary club. The club includes Jews and Muslims, as well as Christians.

The message was tied to a Biblical proverb:

As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. - Proverbs 27:17 (NLT)


For the sharpening process to work, he said, one item must be stronger and sharper than the other. He went on to explain good leaders should go beyond relations with friends who make them feel comfortable. Instead, you should pick people who are likely to resist your point of view.

If you think about it, that's how Jesus Christ related to other people. Take this example....

Soon a Samaritan woman came to draw water, and Jesus said to her, "Please give me a drink.".... The woman was surprised, for Jews refuse to have anything to do with Samaritans.... - John 4:7, 9 (NLT)


This verse reveals Jesus was Jewish, but that's not our point here. The Lord was willing to talk with a Samaritan, even though Judea and Samaria had a history of national tensions (II Kings 17:24, for example). He spread His message to anyone who might listen to it - even Pharisees who wanted nothing of it:

What sorrow awaits you teachers of religious law and the Pharisees. Hypocrites!... - Matthew 23:14-15, 23, 25, 27, 29 (NLT)


When we enter a poker room, we have no idea what sort of people we'll meet at the table. Some may believe in Jesus; others have ignored Him for decades. So we try to share matters of faith when the moment calls for it. At the very least, we're a witness for God. And there have been several times when players sent us back to the Bible to reprove something.

Jesus didn't live His life on Earth in a bubble. Neither should we. As the Lord prayed for His disciples....

I'm not asking you to take them out of the world, but to keep them safe from the evil one. - John 17:15 (NLT)


Be sure you go into a poker room strongly - including spiritual strength. You might play a role in making a "wrong crowd" right.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

The First Part

A recent post noted a tax lien placed on professional poker player Phil Laak, because he owed back taxes in California.  We checked news websites this morning, and there's no update on whether he paid off or not.

But we noted a statement of Jesus that people should "give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's" (Matthew 22:21).  What should poker players (and, for that matter, everyone else) give to God?

Jesus was talking in Matthew 22 about money -- and the Bible challenges readers to give some of that to God:
"Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house.  Test me in this," says the Lord Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it." - Malachi 3:10


Some poker players put together or compete in charitable tournaments, and there's nothing wrong with that.  But God expects a tithe to go to him -- a donation of ten percent.
Will a man rob God? Yet you rob me.  But you ask, "How do we rob you?"  In tithes and offerings. - Malachi 3:8


God's talking tough here -- saying if you don't pay Him a tithe, you're robbing Him.  Yet He also says you're robbing yourself of blessings.

So where is this storehouse where the tithe should go?  In ancient days, the "house of our God" had storerooms for grain and other offerings (Nehemiah 13:4-5, 12).  Since there's no main house for worship in our world today, we think it's acceptable to pay the tithe to the place where you're worshiping.

But of course, this assumes you are worshiping God.  If you're not.... well, you're robbing God there as well.
But the Lord, who bought you up out of Egypt with mighty power and outstretched arm, is the one you must worship.  To him you shall bow down and to him offer sacrifices.... and do not worship other gods. - II Kings 17:36, 38


Why worship God?  Because without Him giving you life, health and a working mind, you can't play poker in the first place.
But remember the Lord your God, for it is he who gives you the ability to produce wealth.... - Deuteronomy 8:18


Note also God expects an offering over and above the tithe.  The amount of that is up to you -- but ask yourself: how much has God done for you?  How much has He blessed you in poker, and other areas?

One fringe benefit of paying tithes and offerings is that in the U.S. (and perhaps other countries), many ministries allow you to deduct the gifts at tax time.  It's too late to make such gifts for your 2013 taxes -- but it's not too late to give God His share of your poker success.


Sunday, October 6, 2013

All Give, No Take?

The inevitable question had come up about the strange card protector we were using.  We used it to refer to Jesus Christ -- and one player was a bit puzzled when we asked if he believed in Christ.

"I do," he said.  "But I have a hard time believing Jesus would be at a poker table, trying to take all my d**n chips."

This admittedly prompted some soul-searching on our part.  After all, God is a giving God.  And....
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:16

God gave Jesus Christ for us.  But does that mean God never takes things from us -- even from loyal believers?  There's one big Biblical case which disproves that:
...."Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.  The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away; may the name of the Lord be praised."  In all this, Job did not sin by charging God with wrongdoing. - Job 1:21-22

If Job had been a poker player, he would have been called deep-stacked.  He had massive holdings of livestock (verse 3) -- yet God allowed Satan to take all those blessings away from Job (verses 9-12), including the blessing of good health (2:4-6).  Technically God didn't do the taking, but He permitted it to happen.

God can take things away from us for other reasons as well....
The Israelites persisted in all the sins of Jeroboam and did not turn away from them until the Lord removed them from his presence, as he had warned through all his servants the prophets.  So the people of Israel were taken from their homeland into exile in Assyria, and they are still there. - II Kings 17:22-23
The nation of Israel was in a very nice land -- but God took it away, because the people kept sinning.  So did the coming of Jesus (the Son of God) make things any different?  The Lord said no:
"Therefore I tell you that the kingdom of God will be taken away from you and given to a people who will produce its fruit".... When the chief priests and the Pharisees heard Jesus's parables, they knew he was talking about them. - Matthew 21:43, 45

The Pharisees thought they were in line for God's future blessings.  But Jesus's parables (especially the one beginning in verse 33) warned them the blessings would be taken away.

So if you think of God and Jesus as keepers of a big "payoff window" ready to toss out gifts to poker players, you're missing the full picture.  They take things from us, as well.  A future post will examine what we should be ready to give up.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

A Pair of Elijahs


Let's return to the poker table conversation we had about Elijah.  An elderly woman told us Jesus cannot return until Elijah "comes back from heaven."

This admittedly is a complicated Bible puzzle to address.  For starters, it apparently was a common idea 2,000 years ago as well, when Jesus walked the earth....
As they were coming down the mountain, Jesus instructed them, "Don't tell anyone what you have seen, until the Son of Man has been raised from the dead." The disciples asked him, "Why then do the teachers of the law say that Elijah must come first?" - Matthew 17:9-10
Elijah was one of the greatest Old Testament preachers and prophets.  His "departure" was as unique as hitting a royal flush on the flop....
As they were walking and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind.... And Elisha saw him no more. - II Kings 2:11-12
Many believers, then and now, take these verses to mean Elijah currently lives in heaven with God.  But is there a verse of Scripture they're overlooking?
No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven -- the Son of Man. - John 3:13
This verse is so contrary to mainstream Christian teaching that many ministers jump over it, never quoting it.  But the Lord who came from Heaven to Earth declared no one has ever gone to Heaven!  This would have to include Elijah.  So if he disappeared in II Kings 2, he may have landed elsewhere on Earth and eventually died there; the Bible admittedly doesn't provide that detail.

Wherever Elijah went, notice how Jesus answered the disciples' question about him:
Jesus replied, "To be sure, Elijah comes and will restore all things.  But I tell you, Elijah has already come, and they did not recognize him, but have done to him everything they wished...."  Then the disciples understood that he was talking to them about John the Baptist. - Matthew 17:11-13
An angel explained to the father of John the Baptist his son would go "in the spirit and power of Elijah...." (Luke 1:17) The angel never said John WAS a second coming of Elijah; that would be a form of reincarnation, which is a concept the Bible does not support.

(Some Christian groups think the "Elijah" in verse 11 refers to still another person - not the Old Testament prophet, but someone at the end of our age.  But that's very speculative, and also lacking in complete Biblical support.)

So to sum up all this: an ancient Elijah went to heaven.  Some teachers (past and present) say he has to come back before the Messiah comes.  But Jesus said a "type" of Elijah came, in the form of John the Baptist -- born six months before Jesus was born to Mary.

Jesus already has fulfilled what the teachers of the law predicted.  It's the second coming of the Messiah (Christ) which should have our attention.  Are you watching for that - and ready to see it?

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Poker Night 333: Think and Grow Rich

The alarm went off at 5:00 a.m. to start our Wednesday.  Then we were on a day-long road trip of almost 300 miles round-trip.  In classic Southern-speak, we were a bit "tuckered out."  But with Lil Kim's Cove calling off Thursday night poker again this week, we decided to give Soho Bar and Grill another try Wednesday night -- and hoped we wouldn't fall asleep in mid-hand, to our ruin.

BLINDS: 50/100

IN THE POCKET: 8-7 of spades

We began the evening with 8,000 chips -- a 1,000-chip bonus for a stay-awake diet cola, and 2,000 more from the Tournament Director for reasons unknown.  (Well, it was Nelson Mandela's birthday.)  We've dropped a few hundred, but mid-range suited connectors look inviting to us.  We call; no one at the table raises.

ON THE FLOP: 2s-10s-4c (third card may not be exact)

We have a hopeful flush draw, but a man to our immediate left who's dead-serious about playing poker to win.  After we check, he bets 400.  That's actually relatively small for "chasing," so we call.  About four players are still in the hand.

ON THE TURN: 9d

That's not a spade -- but it's a card which opens even more possibilities.  Now we also have an open-ended straight draw.  We check, then try to count quickly in our head the "outs" for making a big hand.  But before we can figure out the answer (15), the man to our left throws an even larger number at us.

"Nineteen hundred," he announces -- nothing less than an "I dare you" bet.  The other players between us fold, leaving a huge decision.

"I have to think it over, the way he's been thinking," we tell the table -- a reference to a lengthy decision our opponent made earlier about calling 3,000.

"No one thinks the way I think," the bettor says dryly.

"I'm wondering whether or not that's a good thing," he respond in an attempt to lighten the mood.  It brings a laugh or two, and an extra moment of thinking time.  At least we decide to make the significant investment, and call.

ON THE RIVER: 6h

Close enough to perfection for us!  There's not much to think about now.

"So why not.... 1,500?" we say.

"I'll raise.  All in," answers the man to our left.  We're not sure why he'd make that sort of move, so we conclude he's attempting more scare tactics.

"All I have left," we say after a count," is 2,950."  We call, show our straight -- and our opponent seems stunned, then throws in his cards face-down.  We still don't know what he had.

"He made a gutshot," the loser mutters.  Well no, it was open-ended; we let a woman across the table point that out to him.

"I knew he had a straight," a man out of the hand says moments later -- suggesting our opponent should have realized that, too.  The only way he could have beaten us is with a higher straight (perhaps Q-J).  But he didn't, and we make a massive chip gain to the 14,000 range.


We split the next pot as well, then waited for the right moment to come.  That happened in the second hour, when A-A came in the Small Blind.  A third Ace on the flop allowed us to go all-in, which brought folds and a 12,000-chip gain.  Another pot came our way later in the hour -- then we held on valiantly from there, to scrape our way to the final table.


But with rising blinds, 20,000 chips at the final table was the small stack.  Forced to go all-in with K-10 in the Big Blind, 8-9-8 on the flop and 10 on the turn gave us two pair.  But 6 on the river gave an opponent with 9-7 a winning straight.  We drove home in ninth place -- but the satisfaction of knowing we made the final table despite tiredness, at the most competitive poker venue in our area (five tables played).


MINISTRY MOMENT: What do you do when a tournament begins with seven players at a "table for eight"?  At our table, chips were set up for all seats -- with cards dealt even to the empty chair, and blinds removed as they came around.


That led us to an idea.  "That's Elijah's chair," we told the table.  "In the Passover tradition."


A couple of players seemed puzzled by that reference, which probably shouldn't be surprising.  In Jewish tradition, a chair intentionally is left empty at the annual spring Passover "seder" dinner.  Some rabbis explain families long for Elijah to come, to report the Messiah has arrived.  Let's see how Biblical that custom is....
When the hour came, Jesus and his apostles reclined at the table.  And he said to them, "I have eagerly desired to eat this Passover with you before I suffer." - Luke 22:14-15
Many churches have "Christianized" this meal through the centuries, turning it into "communion" or "the Lord's Supper."  Those titles appear in the New Testament and have merit, but Jesus called it a Passover.  And since Jesus was born through the lineage of Judah (Luke 3:23-30), He had no discomfort about calling it Passover.  So what about Elijah?
As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fie and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind.  Elisha saw this and cried out, "My father!  My father!  The chariots and horsemen of Israel!"  And Elisha saw him no more.... - II Kings 2:11-12
Many Christians and Jews take these verses to mean Elijah went to heaven without really dying, and he's living with God in heaven today.  But is there a verse they're overlooking?
Jehoram received a letter from Elijah the prophet.... - II Chronicles 21:12
This note refers to a king also mentioned in II Kings 8 -- seemingly well after Elijah's whirlwind moment.  Some believers cite this as evidence Elijah simply disappeared from Elisha, landed somewhere else and eventually sent Jehoram the letter.


What do you think of this?  It's admittedly a complex topic, so we'll develop it farther in an upcoming post.


UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 118 final tables in 333 nights (35.4%) - 19 cashes.  We broke a run of six consecutive final table misses.


NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 249 point wins in 1,050 games (23.7%), 78 final tables, 7 cashes plus 3 other wins.  No-River Hold -em - 7 point wins in 38 games (18.4%), 6 final tables, 1 cash win.


POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $82,127, down $860.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

King Pius Won


It took about six hours of heads-up play lasting until after midnight in Las Vegas, but Pius Heinz of Germany won the World Series of Poker Main Event early today.
 
That name inspired a little poker humor for us -- about the other players trying to play "Heinz catch-up."  But it also inspired a surprising article on a poker website, reviewing the history of the champion's first name.  "Pius" has been the name of 12 Roman Catholic popes, and it comes from a Latin word meaning "dutiful to gods, state and family."
 
This leads us to a few thoughts and questions.  The first one happened to come up the other day, as we chatted during a Poker Stars.Net cash game....
 
craigdonna: poker gods suck
Dealer: Game #70206673923: cdm125 wins pot (775) with two pair, Eights and Fives
flopblogger: There's only one True God.
Dealer: flopblogger, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
craigdonna: chill
Dealer: Game #70206690526: flopblogger wins pot (640)
craigdonna: get that
Dealer: cdm125, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: Regular time for player cdm125 has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
flopblogger: Well, that's why the others.... well, as you said....
craigdonna: ?
 
The Bible leaves no doubt on this topic:
 
Do not forget the covenant I have made with you, and do not worship other gods.  Rather, worship the Lord your God; it is he who will deliver you from the hand of all your enemies. - II Kings 17:38-39
 
The God of the Bible says He's the only real one.  If you have proof of others (especially poker gods), we'd be interested in seeing it.
 
So how can we be "dutiful to" God?  What should our duty be?  The Bible helps answer that as well....
 
Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole duty of man. - Ecclesiastes 12:13
 
If you don't know what those commandments are, read the list in Deuteronomy 5.

You only have to change one letter in Pius Heinz's first name to get a word often used to describe believers in God.  They're described as "pious."  You won't find that word in many leading Bible translations -- but when we found in one modern version is quite revealing:
 
Jesus also taught: "Beware of these teachers of religious law!.... they shamelessly cheat widows out of their property and then pretend to be pious by making long prayers in public.  Because of this, they will be more severely punished." - Mark 12:38, 40, New Living Translation
 
Jesus didn't think much of religious bluffing -- as in charades and "shows" (as the NIV puts it).  If that's your approach to matters of God, it may be time to deepen your commitment -- and look more deeply at your life:
 
Examine yourself to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves.  Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you -- unless, of course, you fail the test? - II Corinthians 13:5
 
Don't be "Pius" in name only.  Do your proper duty to God -- and you can win eternal life in the end.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Searching for Ararat

No, we're not after not the physical mountain -- but after meeting an online poker player using the name "Ararat," we asked where you might find that location in the Bible.

We noted Genesis 8:4, where Noah's Ark landed long ago. The other Biblical mentions admittedly are obscure. Jeremiah 51:27 indicates Ararat is one of three kingdoms in a prophetic assault on Babylon. And it's also the place where two murderers of an Assyrian king fled:

One day, while he was worshiping in the temple of his god Nisroch, his sons Adrammelech and Sharezer cut him down with the sword, and they escaped to the land of Ararat.... -- II KIngs 19:37

You might consider it coincidence that a king was killed while worshiping his god. But when Jesus comes back, He plans to "strike down the nations" (Revelation 19:15) -- which we can safely guess refers to nations which don't worship Christ. So are you worshiping "poker gods," or the real Lord?

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Remember As You Play....

"The stew was poured out for the men, but as they began to eat it, they cried out, 'O man of God, there is death in the pot!' And they could not eat it." (II Kings 4:40)

Go ahead -- cry aloud, "There is death in the pot!" at your next poker game. See what sort of reaction you get. :-)

But seriously: When someone bets enough chips to put you all-in, there's "death in the pot" for you. That's when you have to take special care. It's time to do something Jesus recommends, in terms of becoming a disciple.

"For which of you, intending to build a tower, sits not down first, and counts the cost, whether he have sufficient to finish it?" (Luke 14:28, KJV)

In poker, going all-in usually is a choice -- and it could mean death to your chances of winning the tournament. Jesus goes on to indicate in the Christian walk, there's really no choice. "In the same way, any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple." (verse 33, NIV)

Yet here's the amazing thing: God promises if you go all-in for Christ, there's NO "death in the pot" after all!

Elisha found flour in II Kings 4:41, which somehow made the stew safe to eat. Jesus offers Himself as "the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world" (John 6:51).

Jesus paid a tremendous price to provide you eternal life. Will you count the cost to eat of the Lord's "living bread" -- to gain a reward better than any tower of poker chips?