Every month National League of Poker has a "Poker Studs" championship tournament for men only. (There's a separate tournament for women.) We never tried to qualify for this until this month. So did we win the title we dubbed "Stud of the Month?" Here's what happened Wednesday night....
:01 IN: We have Ad-Jc, and double the blind to 60. The flop is 4-6-Q, two of them clubs. We bet 30, and get a caller. The turn is Ac, and we bet in hopes of claiming the pot -- but the caller remains. The river is 3c. We bet another 60, and our opponent raises to 120. Only one card can beat us -- and he has it, Kc for a better flush! Ouch.
:12 IN: We have A-6 in the small blind -- and Ace high is good enough to win $280.
:18 IN: We have Q-10 of diamonds. The flop is 9-6-J, and we call a bet of 60 with an "open-ender." The turn is an 8, completing our straight! An opponent bets 200, and we happily call. The river is a 4, and when the opponent only bets 60 we push all-in with 450. He calls. His 6-6 is topped. We jump to $2,550!
:29 IN: We have K-K. The flop is 4-10-4, with a third 4 hitting the river. No one had quads, so our full house earns $1,650.
At the half-hour break, we had $3,140 -- good enough for 72nd place, from a starting 1,137 players. But several hands fell short after that. A-J didn't pair, and we folded to a big river bet. 7-Q of hearts brought two hearts on the flop, but no flush.
:57 IN: We have A-J of hearts with 875 chips left. Playing in lead position, we call with rising blinds.
ON THE FLOP: 4s-Ac-7h
Here's our chance for a big move. We push all in for our remaining 675. An opponent calls.
ON THE TURN: As
Three Aces! Yes!
ON THE RIVER: Ks
Three spades?!?! Oh no! Our opponent has 9-Q of spades! Running spades gave him a winning flush.
Right move + wrong cards on the board = a finish in 211th place for us. In our going-away message we write: "That's why I'm not a stud."
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Poker Night 220: Aces and Races
"Scared money don't win," a man at our table told us early in the evening at Lil Kim's Cove. We folded two meager hearts, which turned into a winning flush. But there are times when being afraid is not an issue....
BLINDS: 500/1000
IN THE POCKET: A-Q offsuit
We reached the one-hour break with a healthy 10,500 chips, thanks to several pot wins. But a recent loss has left us with 4,500. Seeing these cards, we could simply limp or push. Taking a middle course usually is not recommended. But after thinking it over, that's what we try -- raising to 2,000, in hopes of attracting as many players as possible. A couple of opponents call.
ON THE FLOP: A-J-A
Three Aces look very A-ttractive! But a woman to our left goes all-in first, stacking up 4,000. We see no choice but to call, with our remaining 2,500. Everyone else bails out. No one turns over cards, except the dealer....
ON THE TURN: 9 (we think; it happened fast, and others at the table disputed this)
ON THE RIVER: A
"I've got a full house!" Our opponent throws down J-J with confidence.
"But I have quads," we respond. Yes, we hit quads in a live tournament for the second time in a week! Not only do we double our stack, we get the 5,000-chip "quads bonus" under tournament rules.
But to borrow from Job 1:21, A-Q giveth and A-Q taketh away. We went all-in again with those cards later in the second hour, matched against a man with J-10. Trouble was, a Jack came on the flop and a 10 on the turn. We were sunk -- eliminated in 14th place at the semifinal table.
MINISTRY MOMENT: There's nothing that can clear the tables at a poker tournament quite like word that someone's car has been hit in the parking lot. We won a pot by default that way tonight -- but things turned ugly moments later. Someone involved in the collision used a racial slur, to refer to a young man at our table coming into a "white bar."
"I'm not afraid of him," the young man said. But his actions said something else -- as he was clearly distracted by the presence of the "redneck" (as others at the table called him), and he used a cell phone to call police.
"I've never seen a sign anywhere outside that says this is a white bar," we said.
"That's because there isn't one!" a woman next to us added. (In fact, we believe the bar owner is an immigrant from South Korea.)
Everyone at the table came to the defense of the young African-American man -- and that's good to see. We pointed out during the discussion that poker is a game where anyone can play and win, no matter what their skin color and gender is. (We added "age," but technically you have to be 18 to play at Lil Kim's Cove.)
As it happened, we used a church newspaper article about racism for Bible study earlier in the day. The African-American author points out "racism is a sin.... found within the hearts of people of all races...." That kind of heart needs to be changed -- and the Holy Spirit within you can help make it possible.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 90 final tables in 220 nights (40.9%) - 15 cashes. Heads-up: 8-13.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 102 point wins in 544 games (18.8%), 40 final tables, 2 cashes.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games -- $34,489 up $435.
BLINDS: 500/1000
IN THE POCKET: A-Q offsuit
We reached the one-hour break with a healthy 10,500 chips, thanks to several pot wins. But a recent loss has left us with 4,500. Seeing these cards, we could simply limp or push. Taking a middle course usually is not recommended. But after thinking it over, that's what we try -- raising to 2,000, in hopes of attracting as many players as possible. A couple of opponents call.
ON THE FLOP: A-J-A
Three Aces look very A-ttractive! But a woman to our left goes all-in first, stacking up 4,000. We see no choice but to call, with our remaining 2,500. Everyone else bails out. No one turns over cards, except the dealer....
ON THE TURN: 9 (we think; it happened fast, and others at the table disputed this)
ON THE RIVER: A
"I've got a full house!" Our opponent throws down J-J with confidence.
"But I have quads," we respond. Yes, we hit quads in a live tournament for the second time in a week! Not only do we double our stack, we get the 5,000-chip "quads bonus" under tournament rules.
But to borrow from Job 1:21, A-Q giveth and A-Q taketh away. We went all-in again with those cards later in the second hour, matched against a man with J-10. Trouble was, a Jack came on the flop and a 10 on the turn. We were sunk -- eliminated in 14th place at the semifinal table.
MINISTRY MOMENT: There's nothing that can clear the tables at a poker tournament quite like word that someone's car has been hit in the parking lot. We won a pot by default that way tonight -- but things turned ugly moments later. Someone involved in the collision used a racial slur, to refer to a young man at our table coming into a "white bar."
"I'm not afraid of him," the young man said. But his actions said something else -- as he was clearly distracted by the presence of the "redneck" (as others at the table called him), and he used a cell phone to call police.
"I've never seen a sign anywhere outside that says this is a white bar," we said.
"That's because there isn't one!" a woman next to us added. (In fact, we believe the bar owner is an immigrant from South Korea.)
Everyone at the table came to the defense of the young African-American man -- and that's good to see. We pointed out during the discussion that poker is a game where anyone can play and win, no matter what their skin color and gender is. (We added "age," but technically you have to be 18 to play at Lil Kim's Cove.)
As it happened, we used a church newspaper article about racism for Bible study earlier in the day. The African-American author points out "racism is a sin.... found within the hearts of people of all races...." That kind of heart needs to be changed -- and the Holy Spirit within you can help make it possible.
Faith in Christ Jesus is what makes each of you equal with each other, whether you are a Jew or a Greek, a slave or a free person, a man or a woman. -- Galatians 3:28, CEV
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 90 final tables in 220 nights (40.9%) - 15 cashes. Heads-up: 8-13.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 102 point wins in 544 games (18.8%), 40 final tables, 2 cashes.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games -- $34,489 up $435.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
The Turn (without a card)
A tournament director said earlier this week we'd be more likely to "turn the other cheek" than fight back against him.
In poker lingo, players "fire barrels" at each other all the time -- in the form of big bets and raises. That's part of the game. But away from that, the quote from the tournament director has some significance. Consider the One who said it first....
Sadly, we've heard Christians in church groups try to explain away these words of Jesus. They might say you really ought to run away. Or they'll justify their carrying of weapons for "self-defense." But did Jesus live what He preached?
That's why we tend to avoid "trash talk" at poker tables -- and even fold frequently when someone acts as a "betting bully." Let the cards, and your example, do the talking. Attackers admittedly probably won't get the message right away -- but with time and careful thought, they will.
In poker lingo, players "fire barrels" at each other all the time -- in the form of big bets and raises. That's part of the game. But away from that, the quote from the tournament director has some significance. Consider the One who said it first....
But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. -- Matthew 5:39
Sadly, we've heard Christians in church groups try to explain away these words of Jesus. They might say you really ought to run away. Or they'll justify their carrying of weapons for "self-defense." But did Jesus live what He preached?
When they hurled their insults at him, he did not retaliate; when he suffered, he made no threats. Instead, he entrusted himself to him who judges justly. -- I Peter 2:23
That's why we tend to avoid "trash talk" at poker tables -- and even fold frequently when someone acts as a "betting bully." Let the cards, and your example, do the talking. Attackers admittedly probably won't get the message right away -- but with time and careful thought, they will.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
December Senior Championship: Care Package
We have two opportunities this week to win monthly championships at National League of Poker. The first came tonight, with the Senior Title and $100 at stake....
:02 IN: We have 10-A, and double the bet in a tournament where big early betting doesn't happen much. But our cards don't pair, and a 6 on the turn gives someone else a pair and the pot.
:06 IN: We have J-10 in the Big Blind, and double the bet again. The flop is 5-9-10, but then the betting climbs until someone goes all-in. We smell trouble despite top pair and fold. We never see what the pusher had.
:18 IN: We're back in the Big Blind with K-A, and try yet another double. The flop is Q-7-6, and a continuation bet of 60 on our part chases no one. Then come 5-9, and someone has an 8 to make a straight.
:19 IN: Holding J-Q of diamonds in the small blind, we simply call. (This leaves our chip stack at 220.) The flop is K-J-4 with the 4 a diamond. An opponent bets 120 -- and without top pair, we fold. Good thing; 7-9 follow giving a player with 10-8 an oddball straight.
:28 IN: We have 10-10 and little choice -- going all-in with our 220, with two players calling. The flop is J-9-5. The turn is a 3. The river is a 6. But thankfully, no one has anything better than a 9! We rebuild to 930.
:34 IN: We have Q-7 in the Big Blind. The flop is 9-Q-A. We check, as does the table. The turn is a 6, so we bet 250 -- and the table folds. We're up to 1130.
:38 IN: We have A-6. The flop is 3-J-6, giving us middle pair. An opponent bets 150 (the minimum), and we call. The turn is another 6, and the opponent offers 150 again. We raise to 500 -- but he calls with another player, anyway. The river is an 8. All parties check -- and we're stunned to see that bettor with 3-3. His full house hurts. Hard.
:45 IN: With A-Q under the gun, it's time to push again -- all-in with 280 left. The flop is J-6-10. The turn is an 8. The river is a 10. But another player has a Jack, and his two pair send us packing. Final score: 304 out of 894.
MINISTRY MOMENT: After that all-in bet with 10-10, this chat happened....
Dealer: flopblogger wins Main Pot ($930) with One pair, tens
Me: (whew) PTL
StevoinHTown: The Lord dont care bout Texas Holdem
Me: but He cares about me. And I dare say- about you.
We personally hope God does care -- because we're in a financial pinch right now and need every dollar we can win. As for the bigger picture, the Bible advises this....
The "he" obviously refers to God. But Peter adds more to the guidance of receiving God's care:
The money didn't come for us on this night -- but we think God is far more willing to bless a humble person than an arrogant, pride-filled one. What do you think?
:02 IN: We have 10-A, and double the bet in a tournament where big early betting doesn't happen much. But our cards don't pair, and a 6 on the turn gives someone else a pair and the pot.
:06 IN: We have J-10 in the Big Blind, and double the bet again. The flop is 5-9-10, but then the betting climbs until someone goes all-in. We smell trouble despite top pair and fold. We never see what the pusher had.
:18 IN: We're back in the Big Blind with K-A, and try yet another double. The flop is Q-7-6, and a continuation bet of 60 on our part chases no one. Then come 5-9, and someone has an 8 to make a straight.
:19 IN: Holding J-Q of diamonds in the small blind, we simply call. (This leaves our chip stack at 220.) The flop is K-J-4 with the 4 a diamond. An opponent bets 120 -- and without top pair, we fold. Good thing; 7-9 follow giving a player with 10-8 an oddball straight.
:28 IN: We have 10-10 and little choice -- going all-in with our 220, with two players calling. The flop is J-9-5. The turn is a 3. The river is a 6. But thankfully, no one has anything better than a 9! We rebuild to 930.
:34 IN: We have Q-7 in the Big Blind. The flop is 9-Q-A. We check, as does the table. The turn is a 6, so we bet 250 -- and the table folds. We're up to 1130.
:38 IN: We have A-6. The flop is 3-J-6, giving us middle pair. An opponent bets 150 (the minimum), and we call. The turn is another 6, and the opponent offers 150 again. We raise to 500 -- but he calls with another player, anyway. The river is an 8. All parties check -- and we're stunned to see that bettor with 3-3. His full house hurts. Hard.
:45 IN: With A-Q under the gun, it's time to push again -- all-in with 280 left. The flop is J-6-10. The turn is an 8. The river is a 10. But another player has a Jack, and his two pair send us packing. Final score: 304 out of 894.
MINISTRY MOMENT: After that all-in bet with 10-10, this chat happened....
Dealer: flopblogger wins Main Pot ($930) with One pair, tens
Me: (whew) PTL
StevoinHTown: The Lord dont care bout Texas Holdem
Me: but He cares about me. And I dare say- about you.
We personally hope God does care -- because we're in a financial pinch right now and need every dollar we can win. As for the bigger picture, the Bible advises this....
Casting all your care upon him; for he cares for you. -- I Peter 5:7, KJV
The "he" obviously refers to God. But Peter adds more to the guidance of receiving God's care:
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time.... -- I Peter 5:6
The money didn't come for us on this night -- but we think God is far more willing to bless a humble person than an arrogant, pride-filled one. What do you think?
Monday, December 27, 2010
Poker Night 219: Four the Win
Holding one big card in poker often isn't enough. The second card can matter. At The Red Barn tonight, we were reminded it can matter a lot.
BLINDS: 100/200
IN THE POCKET: A-4
After winning an early pot with pocket Aces, our chip count is back down to about our starting level of 6,000. We're "under the gun," first to act. This is a marginal hand to play, but the blinds are reasonable enough that we can "play any Ace" with hope. So we call, and no one around the table raises.
ON THE FLOP: 9-4-3
"We hit it," as they say at our tournaments -- but we didn't hit it very well. But we doubt anyone else did, either. We send out a "probing bet" of 200, and about half the table folds. Three others remain.
ON THE TURN: 10
That didn't help much. This time we check -- as do the other players.
ON THE RIVER: 4
Now that helped -- a lot! The players ahead of us check, but we won't. We bet 1,100. At least one man guesses we have a 4, but we say nothing. A player to our left calls.
"I've got two pair," a man to our right says, "but I'm not sure they're good enough." After thinking a moment, he calls.
"No, they're not good enough," we say showing our hand.
"I should have known you had a 4," that man admits as we gain about 2,500 chips.
We held on to that gain long enough to reach the final table (albeit on a night with only about 18 players). Then we went all-in with Q-J, caught a Queen on the river and jumped from 3,000 to 19,000!
That allowed us to stay around amid rising blinds -- and we finished fourth, for our best outcome since Thanksgiving week. The end came with a forced all-in bet in the big blind with 8-6, and nothing pairing.
MINISTRY MOMENT: The tournament director at The Red Barn likes to be a little "touchy-feely." Before tonight's game, he pretended to punch us around the waist, then follow up with other blows. We ducked, but didn't move beyond that.
"He probably could beat you up," another man said in our defense.
The director knows our works well. "But he'd turn the other cheek."
"But he'd eventually run out of cheeks."
We said nothing through all this. What do you say about it? Our thoughts will be in a future post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 90 final tables in 219 nights (41.1%) - 15 cashes. That's three final tables in the last four live tournaments.
BLINDS: 100/200
IN THE POCKET: A-4
After winning an early pot with pocket Aces, our chip count is back down to about our starting level of 6,000. We're "under the gun," first to act. This is a marginal hand to play, but the blinds are reasonable enough that we can "play any Ace" with hope. So we call, and no one around the table raises.
ON THE FLOP: 9-4-3
"We hit it," as they say at our tournaments -- but we didn't hit it very well. But we doubt anyone else did, either. We send out a "probing bet" of 200, and about half the table folds. Three others remain.
ON THE TURN: 10
That didn't help much. This time we check -- as do the other players.
ON THE RIVER: 4
Now that helped -- a lot! The players ahead of us check, but we won't. We bet 1,100. At least one man guesses we have a 4, but we say nothing. A player to our left calls.
"I've got two pair," a man to our right says, "but I'm not sure they're good enough." After thinking a moment, he calls.
"No, they're not good enough," we say showing our hand.
"I should have known you had a 4," that man admits as we gain about 2,500 chips.
We held on to that gain long enough to reach the final table (albeit on a night with only about 18 players). Then we went all-in with Q-J, caught a Queen on the river and jumped from 3,000 to 19,000!
That allowed us to stay around amid rising blinds -- and we finished fourth, for our best outcome since Thanksgiving week. The end came with a forced all-in bet in the big blind with 8-6, and nothing pairing.
MINISTRY MOMENT: The tournament director at The Red Barn likes to be a little "touchy-feely." Before tonight's game, he pretended to punch us around the waist, then follow up with other blows. We ducked, but didn't move beyond that.
"He probably could beat you up," another man said in our defense.
The director knows our works well. "But he'd turn the other cheek."
"But he'd eventually run out of cheeks."
We said nothing through all this. What do you say about it? Our thoughts will be in a future post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 90 final tables in 219 nights (41.1%) - 15 cashes. That's three final tables in the last four live tournaments.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
The X Factor Continued
A Friday post mentioned an online chat about Christmas, in which someone wrote: "Xmas takes the Christ out of Christmas."
That statement is incorrect in two different ways. In one sense, the "X" does not remove Christ at all. We found this information Friday at a website about using proper English:
In Greek, the letter chi (pronounced ky, to rhyme with tie) is written as an X. Chi is the first letter of the Greek word for "Christ." Greeks sometimes abbreviated "Christ" as X. They abbreviated "Christ savior" as XP. P is the symbol for the Greek letter rho (pronounced row, to rhyme with toe), which is the first letter of the word "savior" in Greek. The Oxford English Dictionary shows the first known English use of Xmas in 1551.
(Side point: this could give a whole new meaning to Windows XP, couldn't it?)
Yet in another sense -- the sense we meant in our reply -- changing the start of a word does NOT change a day's meaning. That's because the Bible doesn't show any time when Jesus or the early disciples kept Christmas. The story of Jesus's birth is there (Luke 2:1-20), but the holiday is not!
Some Christian groups maintain a "Christmas" season holiday was around long before Jesus was born. And we noted there's more evidence Jesus kept Hanukkah; we addressed this in a post last July.
Then a player wrote about Jesus: "The world has lost an important man...." With all due respect, is Jesus lost -- or might you be?
Jesus ultimately will do that when He returns to Earth....
When that happens, all nations truly will see "the salvation of our God" (Psalm 98:3).
That statement is incorrect in two different ways. In one sense, the "X" does not remove Christ at all. We found this information Friday at a website about using proper English:
In Greek, the letter chi (pronounced ky, to rhyme with tie) is written as an X. Chi is the first letter of the Greek word for "Christ." Greeks sometimes abbreviated "Christ" as X. They abbreviated "Christ savior" as XP. P is the symbol for the Greek letter rho (pronounced row, to rhyme with toe), which is the first letter of the word "savior" in Greek. The Oxford English Dictionary shows the first known English use of Xmas in 1551.
(Side point: this could give a whole new meaning to Windows XP, couldn't it?)
Yet in another sense -- the sense we meant in our reply -- changing the start of a word does NOT change a day's meaning. That's because the Bible doesn't show any time when Jesus or the early disciples kept Christmas. The story of Jesus's birth is there (Luke 2:1-20), but the holiday is not!
Some Christian groups maintain a "Christmas" season holiday was around long before Jesus was born. And we noted there's more evidence Jesus kept Hanukkah; we addressed this in a post last July.
Then a player wrote about Jesus: "The world has lost an important man...." With all due respect, is Jesus lost -- or might you be?
For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost. -- Matthew 18:11, KJV
Jesus ultimately will do that when He returns to Earth....
These [trials] have come so that your faith -- of greater worth than gold, which perishes even though refined by fire -- may be proved genuine and may result in praise, glory and honor when Jesus Christ is revealed. -- I Peter 1:7
When that happens, all nations truly will see "the salvation of our God" (Psalm 98:3).
Heads-Up: Dressed to the Nines
(BLOGGER'S NOTE: This entry is our second annual "Blog Simulcast," also being posted at The Blog of Columbus, Georgia.)
As I scurried to the car around 8:10 p.m. ET Saturday night, a "wintry mix" was falling -- more snow than rain. The forecasters on TV went back and forth so much on the chance for snow that I'm not sure if they wound up being right or not.
Yet I was undeterred as I drove down U.S. 280 in Phenix City. I remembered the old "over and under" rule from icy winter storms in Atlanta -- slow down at overpasses and underpasses. But where I was going, people were more likely to put "over and under" on the Saturday night pro football game.
I drove to The Red Barn in Phenix City, for its weekly Saturday night heads-up poker tournament. Yes, a bar was open on 25 December. But from what I could see, it was NOT serving spiked egg nog.
"Are you here to play?" the tournament director asked when I walked into the side room of The Red Barn.
"Yes, sir," I said. "It's a day on, not a day off." In terms of winning money, that is. My apologies if that explanation disappoints people looking ahead to Martin Luther King, Junior Day....
"That's a snappy suit you have on," the director added. It was the same suit I'd worn to a worship service during the afternoon, which was followed by a nice dinner with friends. If only my gray tie hadn't been so uncooperative - because the director fixed it for me once, spotted it crooked again and wondered who tied it in the first place.
The side room at The Red Barn was chilly for several people - even though the window "air conditioner" at one end was set to 86 degrees F. There weren't enough warm bodies on hand to improve things. And of course, that meant not as much hot air from trash-talkers.
"It's snowing like h**l out there," the tournament director said after a check outside. Nearly a minute later, he suddenly realized what he had said. "That's an oxymoron, isn't it?" Umm-hmm....
While I sat at a table warming up with solitaire, a man holding a cell phone explained why a female friend couldn't play. "Christmas Day is the one day of the year at Waffle House when all employees are required to work." Even calling out sick could get you fired, he said. Who knows what happens to a manager who didn't order enough frozen hash browns?
(The good news for that female employee is that she already had received $170 in tips on her shift. First prize at Heads-Up Poker Night normally is $60 - and you probably don't have to deal with nearly as much cigarette smoke.)
One woman in the unofficial poker room was playing for the first time, so the tournament director explained the rules - and even played a hand with all the cards face-up. Sometimes I wish all the hands were like that - because my chances would improve substantially.
The Heads-Up tournament director delayed the start of play, hoping more players would show up. But 30 minutes after the scheduled start time, only 11 names were on the list. The usual maximum is 24, so my chances of winning were more than twice as good. If only my play could improve that quickly, after three shutouts in a row....
After the draw for bracket positions, I faced a man I've played on two other Saturday nights. We were 1-1, and he jumped to the lead in a few hands. But I rallied by making three sevens and a "double-up" with Ace-Queen, and it led to this....
BLINDS: 400/800
IN THE POCKET: A-K of diamonds
With the blinds this high (each player starting with 4,000), a hand this good is worth a big move. We go all-in, and our opponent calls. He has 10-4 of diamonds - and a chip count reveals we're exactly even, so we're BOTH all-in for a winner-take-all showdown.
ON THE FLOP: J-9-8 (only the 8 is a diamond)
Uh-oh -- our opponent has a straight draw to win.
ON THE TURN: 10
That pair gives him the lead, and there's no longer any hope of winning with a nut flush. We need a big card.
ON THE RIVER: J
It's not big enough, and the man beats us for the second time in a row. It's called "winning a race" in poker -- and it beats drag racing on slick roads.
Thankfully, the Heads-Up tournament is double-elimination. We were now in the losers' bracket -- and while we waited, someone called the tournament director to wish everyone "Merry Christmas."
"Bah humbug," one of the players answered. "It's Christmas night, and I'm playing poker." And unlike my Dad's Christmas night card games, he had to pay for the liquor.
After early matches were finished, we sat down for our second match against a man named Ben. "My name's Richard," Ben said. "My name's really Richard Benjamin."
"Well, I'm Richard Burkard." If my middle name had a W, it would have matched his last name -- and I would have someone for comparing notes about identity theft.
Then came one of the most amazing moments in my four years of playing live poker....
BLINDS: 100/200
IN THE POCKET: 4-9 offsuit
On the very first hand of the match, Ben calls in the small blind. I check the big blind.
ON THE FLOP: 9-9-9
Did I see that right? Yes, I did - quads-come-quick! Hoping to make a big gain, I check. So does Ben.
ON THE TURN: 7
Not wanting to scare Ben away, I bet a meager-looking minimum 200. "Raise to six," Ben says. I ponder a moment, tempted to go all-in - but instead simply call.
ON THE RIVER: 5
Now it's time to strike. "I'm all-in," I say.
"I have to call," Ben says. "I've got a full house." He shows 7-10.
"Can you beat quads?" I say. Of course he can't - but he's understandably stunned by what just happened. So is the tournament director, whom we both call over to examine the cards. "This was a one-hand knockout," I tell him - a little like another Saturday night match, which put a fighting troupe out of business.
"Awesome two-bet!" a man across the room said to us when he heard about what happened. It's called in poker a "slow play" - but I've never seen it lead to a faster exit.
But one punch doesn't win a poker tournament, even when it's Heads-Up. The next elimination match proved to be the end for us, as several losses led to a forced all-in bet with 5-8 of clubs on the 12th hand. Our opponent had King-Jack, made a full house -- and sent us back to our empty one.
We didn't win the tournament, but at least we improved to winning one match. And for an unexpected consolation prize, we found a buildup of wet snow on our rear windshield to take home and store in the freezer. Columbus now has seen a noticeable snowfall four winters in a row. If only the poker cards fell that attractively all the time....
Saturday, December 25, 2010
The X Factor
This online chat occurred during a Friday afternoon poker tournament. Your thoughts are welcome; ours are upcoming....
fmaster: merry xmas e1
Bad1Rad: xmas takes the christ out of christmas please dont lesson the integrity of the season please
Dealer: Bad1Rad wins Main Pot ($9780)
Me: But was Christ really in it in the first place?
Me: The Bible doesn't show Him keeping it.
Dealer: akaalaskan wins Main Pot ($12540) with One pair, nines
Me: In fact, I find more evidence He kept Hanukkah....
fmaster: the worldhas lost an impotant man but his contribitions have forever made an impact
Me: But He's not lost forever. He promised He's coming back. :-)
Bad1Rad: jesus was a ***
fmaster: gl e1 lol
Me: I'm seeing *** -- but Jesus is God.
fmaster: merry xmas e1
Bad1Rad: xmas takes the christ out of christmas please dont lesson the integrity of the season please
Dealer: Bad1Rad wins Main Pot ($9780)
Me: But was Christ really in it in the first place?
Me: The Bible doesn't show Him keeping it.
Dealer: akaalaskan wins Main Pot ($12540) with One pair, nines
Me: In fact, I find more evidence He kept Hanukkah....
fmaster: the worldhas lost an impotant man but his contribitions have forever made an impact
Me: But He's not lost forever. He promised He's coming back. :-)
Bad1Rad: jesus was a ***
fmaster: gl e1 lol
Me: I'm seeing *** -- but Jesus is God.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Poker Night 218: What You Can't See
"The tightest man in poker," a man across the table at Lil Kim's Cove called us tonight, We almost jokingly scolded him for revealing one of our secrets to success. But if he had seen us earlier in the evening, he might have thought differently....
BLINDS: 100/200
IN THE POCKET: 6-7 of clubs
We won an early hand, so we have plenty of chips to play with. A man to our right raises to 300. We call with our suited connectors, and several players join the pot.
ON THE FLOP: 8-K-5 (8 is a club)
We have three clubs in a row, plus an open-ended straight draw. The man who bet before tries to run us off by tossing in 1,000. The other players run away, but we call to see if something good comes.
ON THE TURN: 9s
So much for the straight flush -- but we still like what we see. The bettor tries 1,000 again. But our straight is the best hand out there, so we raise to 3,000. Our opponent calls.
ON THE RIVER: A
"I'll check to the man who raised," our opponent says. OK, thank you -- we toss out 3,000 again. That's too much for his liking, and he folds.
"What'd you have? Two pair?" he asks. No. "A King?" No.
"I put him on pocket Kings," another player guesses.
"He couldn't have a straight or a flush," a woman says. We don't correct her -- simply smile, and keep the table guessing.
We had plenty of reason to smile, as several big hands came our way. In one case, 2-2 brought a third 2 on the flop. In another case, 2-8 of clubs led to a flush. It all allowed us to reach the final table with 48,500 chips. But then the cards ran out, as the blinds went up. We went all in with A-Q of hearts, but lost to a woman with 9-9 when our cards didn't make a pair. Not a winning night -- but sixth place isn't bad.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We slow-played A-K in the small blind at one point, and it worked -- eliminating a woman who went all-in with A-6.
"I could cuss you out," the woman said as she offered a hand to shake. "But I can't. You're got the Jesus stuff...."
We complimented the woman on being so nice. She illustrates a characteristic not often found at poker tables -- one mentioned in a Biblical proverb:
What does it mean to have gracious speech? One Bible concordance relates it to displaying "charm.... the moral quality of kindness...." Sometimes that can mean saying a little, as opposed to a lot.
Your parents might have put it another way: If you can't find anything nice to say about someone, don't say anything. Maybe that's what this woman did. And maybe that's what more of us need to do -- whether we play poker or not.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 89 final tables in 218 nights (40.8%) - 15 cashes.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 100 point wins in 534 games (18.7%), 40 final tables, 2 cashes.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $34,054, up $5,380.
This was a week when we wish the money was real -- as last Friday afternoon, we won more $4,250 in about 15 minutes.
BLINDS: 100/200
IN THE POCKET: 6-7 of clubs
We won an early hand, so we have plenty of chips to play with. A man to our right raises to 300. We call with our suited connectors, and several players join the pot.
ON THE FLOP: 8-K-5 (8 is a club)
We have three clubs in a row, plus an open-ended straight draw. The man who bet before tries to run us off by tossing in 1,000. The other players run away, but we call to see if something good comes.
ON THE TURN: 9s
So much for the straight flush -- but we still like what we see. The bettor tries 1,000 again. But our straight is the best hand out there, so we raise to 3,000. Our opponent calls.
ON THE RIVER: A
"I'll check to the man who raised," our opponent says. OK, thank you -- we toss out 3,000 again. That's too much for his liking, and he folds.
"What'd you have? Two pair?" he asks. No. "A King?" No.
"I put him on pocket Kings," another player guesses.
"He couldn't have a straight or a flush," a woman says. We don't correct her -- simply smile, and keep the table guessing.
We had plenty of reason to smile, as several big hands came our way. In one case, 2-2 brought a third 2 on the flop. In another case, 2-8 of clubs led to a flush. It all allowed us to reach the final table with 48,500 chips. But then the cards ran out, as the blinds went up. We went all in with A-Q of hearts, but lost to a woman with 9-9 when our cards didn't make a pair. Not a winning night -- but sixth place isn't bad.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We slow-played A-K in the small blind at one point, and it worked -- eliminating a woman who went all-in with A-6.
"I could cuss you out," the woman said as she offered a hand to shake. "But I can't. You're got the Jesus stuff...."
We complimented the woman on being so nice. She illustrates a characteristic not often found at poker tables -- one mentioned in a Biblical proverb:
He who loves a pure heart and whose speech is gracious will have the king for his friend. -- Proverbs 22:11
What does it mean to have gracious speech? One Bible concordance relates it to displaying "charm.... the moral quality of kindness...." Sometimes that can mean saying a little, as opposed to a lot.
Words from a wise man's mouth are gracious, but a food is consumed by his own lips. -- Ecclesiastes 10:12
Your parents might have put it another way: If you can't find anything nice to say about someone, don't say anything. Maybe that's what this woman did. And maybe that's what more of us need to do -- whether we play poker or not.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 89 final tables in 218 nights (40.8%) - 15 cashes.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 100 point wins in 534 games (18.7%), 40 final tables, 2 cashes.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $34,054, up $5,380.
This was a week when we wish the money was real -- as last Friday afternoon, we won more $4,250 in about 15 minutes.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
What's So Funny?
Our last post included a poker player's joke about the "Last Supper" of Jesus and His disciples. We admittedly didn't laugh at it, especially when profane language was attributed to Christ.
"I doubt He would have used those words," we told the man. Some of Jesus's words from the New Testament lead us to that conclusion....
The "swearing" here admittedly refers to an oath or a promise -- not really profanity. But the joke attributed by our fellow player to D.L. Hughley could be classified as "taking God's name in vain," which is barred in the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:7). Paul takes the idea farther....
If the profanity was taken out of the joke, it probably would be acceptable. Jesus used absurd word pictures at times to make points -- such as the "camel going through the eye of a needle" (Matthew 19:24).
So we believe God does have a sense of humor, as long as you "keep it clean." If someone wins a poker hand this week with three Kings and you want to break out in a carol, we'll probably laugh along with you.
"I doubt He would have used those words," we told the man. Some of Jesus's words from the New Testament lead us to that conclusion....
But I tell you, Do not swear at all: either by heaven, for it is God's throne; or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of of the Great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. -- Matthew 5:34-36
The "swearing" here admittedly refers to an oath or a promise -- not really profanity. But the joke attributed by our fellow player to D.L. Hughley could be classified as "taking God's name in vain," which is barred in the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:7). Paul takes the idea farther....
But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity .... Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. -- Ephesians 5:3-4
If the profanity was taken out of the joke, it probably would be acceptable. Jesus used absurd word pictures at times to make points -- such as the "camel going through the eye of a needle" (Matthew 19:24).
So we believe God does have a sense of humor, as long as you "keep it clean." If someone wins a poker hand this week with three Kings and you want to break out in a carol, we'll probably laugh along with you.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Poker Night 217: Jacks or Better?
We had a great afternoon playing online poker -- finishing 12th in a tournament with 568 players, barely missing the final table. So a three-table game at The Red Barn tonight should have been a breeze, right? Yeah, right....
BLINDS: 200/400
IN THE POCKET: J-Q offsuit
We're in the big blind, and enter this hand with 2,400 chips desperately needing a rally. We haven't won a pot all night. And we missed a golden opportunity in an earlier big blind holding 2-3; a 3 came on the flop, but we folded to a big bet and missed another 3 on the turn. No one raises around the six-player table now, and we check in hope.
ON THE FLOP: 6-8-J
Top pair for us says it's time to strike. The man to our right checks, and we push -- all-in for our last 2,000. A man to our left calls.
"I'll throw you a bone," the small blind man as he calls. Hmmmm -- maybe he has nothing.
ON THE TURN: 7
That feels good. The two remaining players agree to "check it down."
ON THE RIVER: K
Uh-oh -- not top pair anymore. And that's not good at all, as the bone-thrower makes two pair with that card. He has K-6, and the man to our left had two pair on the turn anyway with J-7. They pinch us to the rail -- fifth out of nine players at the table, out at the one-hour break.
MINISTRY MOMENT: Our new card protector depicting the Lord's Supper is drawing a lot of interest. We showed it to several people at our table tonight. One man to our right said he believed the event and Jesus were real.
But then he offered a joke about it, credited to D.L. Hughley. To summarize: Jesus asked Peter if he brought anything to the meal. Peter said no. Jesus asked John if he brought anything, and John said no. Then Jesus supposedly said: "G******it, this is the last supper."
How would you respond to something like that? We'll tell you our response in a future post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 88 final tables in 217 nights (40.6%) - 15 cashes.
BLINDS: 200/400
IN THE POCKET: J-Q offsuit
We're in the big blind, and enter this hand with 2,400 chips desperately needing a rally. We haven't won a pot all night. And we missed a golden opportunity in an earlier big blind holding 2-3; a 3 came on the flop, but we folded to a big bet and missed another 3 on the turn. No one raises around the six-player table now, and we check in hope.
ON THE FLOP: 6-8-J
Top pair for us says it's time to strike. The man to our right checks, and we push -- all-in for our last 2,000. A man to our left calls.
"I'll throw you a bone," the small blind man as he calls. Hmmmm -- maybe he has nothing.
ON THE TURN: 7
That feels good. The two remaining players agree to "check it down."
ON THE RIVER: K
Uh-oh -- not top pair anymore. And that's not good at all, as the bone-thrower makes two pair with that card. He has K-6, and the man to our left had two pair on the turn anyway with J-7. They pinch us to the rail -- fifth out of nine players at the table, out at the one-hour break.
MINISTRY MOMENT: Our new card protector depicting the Lord's Supper is drawing a lot of interest. We showed it to several people at our table tonight. One man to our right said he believed the event and Jesus were real.
But then he offered a joke about it, credited to D.L. Hughley. To summarize: Jesus asked Peter if he brought anything to the meal. Peter said no. Jesus asked John if he brought anything, and John said no. Then Jesus supposedly said: "G******it, this is the last supper."
How would you respond to something like that? We'll tell you our response in a future post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 88 final tables in 217 nights (40.6%) - 15 cashes.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Sunday Rewind: The Numbers Game
Some poker players have "favorite hands," that they love to play. (Why would anyone prefer something other than A-A, anyway?) Others have what they consider "lucky numbers."
In our last post, we mentioned what some people in Freemasonry apparently consider an unlucky number -- 33. The reason: Jesus died at that age. The thinking behind this comes from the book of Luke:
Many Bible scholars believe Jesus's ministry lasted 3 1/2 years, based on a prophecy in Daniel 9. So the Lord would have been 33 when He was crucified. But if that makes 33 a bad number, how do we explain King David?
There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with that 33. And that brings us to our point: some Christians seem to get caught up in "Bible numbers" so much that they risk forgetting the Bible's key message. It's a bit like poker players concentrating so much on the percentages of a hand succeeding that they don't take other factors into account.
Instead of worrying about numbers, why not do what an old hymn says? "Turn Your Eyes Upon Jesus. -- instead of countless distractions. As Jesus put it:
If you're still interesed in Numbers.... well, it's the fourth book of the Old Testament.
In our last post, we mentioned what some people in Freemasonry apparently consider an unlucky number -- 33. The reason: Jesus died at that age. The thinking behind this comes from the book of Luke:
Now Jesus himself was about thirty years old when he began his ministry.... -- Luke 3:23
Many Bible scholars believe Jesus's ministry lasted 3 1/2 years, based on a prophecy in Daniel 9. So the Lord would have been 33 when He was crucified. But if that makes 33 a bad number, how do we explain King David?
David son of Jesse was king over all Israel. He ruled over Israel 40 years -- seven in Hebron and thirty-three in Jerusalem. He died at a good old age, having enjoyed long life, wealth and honor.... -- I Chronicles 29:27-28
There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with that 33. And that brings us to our point: some Christians seem to get caught up in "Bible numbers" so much that they risk forgetting the Bible's key message. It's a bit like poker players concentrating so much on the percentages of a hand succeeding that they don't take other factors into account.
Instead of worrying about numbers, why not do what an old hymn says? "Turn Your Eyes Upon Jesus. -- instead of countless distractions. As Jesus put it:
For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. -- John 6:40
If you're still interesed in Numbers.... well, it's the fourth book of the Old Testament.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Remember As You Play....
When they hurled their insults at him, he did not retaliate; when he suffered, he made no threats. Instead, he entrusted himself to him who judges justly. -- I Peter 2:23
These words were written about Jesus, but Jesus provides a perfect example for us. Even for poker players. Remember the man earlier this week who said we'd reached our "last table?" We didn't turn the tables and trash-talk in response. We simply smiled, said nothing and waited to see what happened. (That man turned out to be right, and we pointed it out.)
At a tournament in late November, we were being moved to a different table -- and another player sarcastically told us with foul language to get away from his table.
"And a Happy Thanksgiving to you!" we said as we walked away.
We heard a couple of people laugh at that response -- but we hope they stop to think about our reaction. Sometimes a positive answer to a negative comment can make the insult artist look even worse. It's the principle stated well by Paul....
Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. -- Romans 12:21
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Poker Night 216: Club-Hopping
Some people like to play "power poker," making big bets to win pots. But Texas Hold 'em is a game where sometimes it can pay to look wimpy. It worked for us more than once tonight at Lil Kim's Cove....
BLINDS: 50/100
IN THE POCKET: K-J of clubs
We're in third position at a seven-player table with fairly nice cards. We call, prepared to bet behind a raise. but no one raises, and nearly the entire table is in.
ON THE FLOP: 2c-3c-8c
A flop that's almost a dream come true! (Almost, because Ac would give us the "nut flush.") A man ahead of us checks, and we offer a tantalizing small bet of 250. A man across from us raises to 1,000. Another man joins us in calling.
ON THE TURN: 8d
This complicates matters a bit. We didn't think of it at the time, but what if that man across from us had two pair on the flop? He could well have a full house now. We're really not sure what he has (best guess: Ace of clubs), so we check. Both our opponents check.
ON THE RIVER: 5s
We check again. The man across from us bets 1,000 -- and now we have the feeling he's trying to buy the pot. The player between us folds, and we have little fear in calling.
"Do you have a flush?" we ask. "Because I do." We show ours. He doesn't show us, saying only that he didn't have a flush. It's a nice gain of thousands of chips.
The evening was spiked with nice hands for us -- a straight at one point, 10-10 twice to eliminate players, K-K once to win a race against A-J and knock out someone else. But we folded A-K against two players' big all-in bets, and missed out on a golden opportunity to eliminate more.
We reached the final table with about 45,000 chips -- but rising blinds and weak hands whittled us down from there. A big-blind last stand with J-4 fell short. But we still finished fifth, for our best live tournament since Thanksgiving week.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We happened to wear a "faux fraternity" shirt from our college years to the tournament tonight, and the conversation turned from there to a discussion of Freemasonry.
"You don't want to get the 33rd degree," a player said as he held up pocket 3's he'd folded. "You know why? How old was Jesus when He died?" The man asked us this question, knowing about this blog and our ministry.
"History says He died at 33 1/2," we answered. The man then said the 33rd degree in Freemasonry is honorary only, because that number is considered bad luck.
This claim was news to us. What do you think of it? We'll offer our thoughts in an upcoming post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 88 final tables in 216 nights (40.7%) - 15 cashes. Heads-up: 7-11.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 99 point wins in 525 games (18.9%), 40 final tables, 2 cashes.
We finished fifth Wednesday in a qualifying tournament for the monthly "Poker Studs Championship." That puts us in the running for big bucks, when we play for (giggle) Stud of the Month on the 29th!
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Full tournaments - 3 top ten percent finishes in 14 games (21.4%), no cashes. Pretend cash games - $28,674, up $1,825.
To our pleasant surprise, our Internet service was restored in time to play Sunday's Million Dollar Challenge Freeroll. But we won only one pot, and were bounced in 30 minutes -- #25,725 out of nearly 42,000 players.
YAHOO POKER TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $13,969, up $25.
Huh? Back at Yahoo? Yes, we returned for the first time in about a year -- playing at a library because our home Internet connection was down, and so downloads are required to play. Have to stay in practice, you know.
BLINDS: 50/100
IN THE POCKET: K-J of clubs
We're in third position at a seven-player table with fairly nice cards. We call, prepared to bet behind a raise. but no one raises, and nearly the entire table is in.
ON THE FLOP: 2c-3c-8c
A flop that's almost a dream come true! (Almost, because Ac would give us the "nut flush.") A man ahead of us checks, and we offer a tantalizing small bet of 250. A man across from us raises to 1,000. Another man joins us in calling.
ON THE TURN: 8d
This complicates matters a bit. We didn't think of it at the time, but what if that man across from us had two pair on the flop? He could well have a full house now. We're really not sure what he has (best guess: Ace of clubs), so we check. Both our opponents check.
ON THE RIVER: 5s
We check again. The man across from us bets 1,000 -- and now we have the feeling he's trying to buy the pot. The player between us folds, and we have little fear in calling.
"Do you have a flush?" we ask. "Because I do." We show ours. He doesn't show us, saying only that he didn't have a flush. It's a nice gain of thousands of chips.
The evening was spiked with nice hands for us -- a straight at one point, 10-10 twice to eliminate players, K-K once to win a race against A-J and knock out someone else. But we folded A-K against two players' big all-in bets, and missed out on a golden opportunity to eliminate more.
We reached the final table with about 45,000 chips -- but rising blinds and weak hands whittled us down from there. A big-blind last stand with J-4 fell short. But we still finished fifth, for our best live tournament since Thanksgiving week.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We happened to wear a "faux fraternity" shirt from our college years to the tournament tonight, and the conversation turned from there to a discussion of Freemasonry.
"You don't want to get the 33rd degree," a player said as he held up pocket 3's he'd folded. "You know why? How old was Jesus when He died?" The man asked us this question, knowing about this blog and our ministry.
"History says He died at 33 1/2," we answered. The man then said the 33rd degree in Freemasonry is honorary only, because that number is considered bad luck.
This claim was news to us. What do you think of it? We'll offer our thoughts in an upcoming post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 88 final tables in 216 nights (40.7%) - 15 cashes. Heads-up: 7-11.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 99 point wins in 525 games (18.9%), 40 final tables, 2 cashes.
We finished fifth Wednesday in a qualifying tournament for the monthly "Poker Studs Championship." That puts us in the running for big bucks, when we play for (giggle) Stud of the Month on the 29th!
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Full tournaments - 3 top ten percent finishes in 14 games (21.4%), no cashes. Pretend cash games - $28,674, up $1,825.
To our pleasant surprise, our Internet service was restored in time to play Sunday's Million Dollar Challenge Freeroll. But we won only one pot, and were bounced in 30 minutes -- #25,725 out of nearly 42,000 players.
YAHOO POKER TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $13,969, up $25.
Huh? Back at Yahoo? Yes, we returned for the first time in about a year -- playing at a library because our home Internet connection was down, and so downloads are required to play. Have to stay in practice, you know.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Heads Up?
In our last post, we mentioned a man gave us a card protector with an artist's depiction of the "Lord's Supper" on it. But as they say, there are two sides to every coin. That depiction was really the "tails" side.
This is "heads" -- what we assume is an artist's rendering of Jesus.
Artwork along these lines dates from the Renaissance. Trouble is, we really don't think this is an accurate depiction. We don't say this based on photographic evidence (since cameras did not exist 2,000 years ago) -- but based on the Bible:
Experts say the apostle Paul wrote these words about 25 years after Jesus was crucified. While modern fashion trends may change by the decade, we really don't think they changed that quickly in the first century -- so we're led to conclude Paul had short hair, and so did Jesus.
(Some people use Numbers 6 to contend Jesus had long hair -- but that passage refers to a separated Nazarite vow, where no grape juice of any sort is consumed. Jesus was a Nazarene, which is different. And He actually drank wine at that Lord's Supper on the other side.)
But there's another thing which concerns us about that depiction of Jesus....
The King James Version of these verses warns against "any graven image." Bowing down to an idol can be a picture of Christ. Or Buddha. Or even losing control at a poker tournament and bowing down to a big stack of chips.
We appreciate the man's generosity, in giving us this card protector. But we're probably going to modify the "heads" side somewhat. Any suggestions about what we should do?
This is "heads" -- what we assume is an artist's rendering of Jesus.Artwork along these lines dates from the Renaissance. Trouble is, we really don't think this is an accurate depiction. We don't say this based on photographic evidence (since cameras did not exist 2,000 years ago) -- but based on the Bible:
Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him, but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For long hair is given to her as a covering. -- I Corinthians 11:14-15
Experts say the apostle Paul wrote these words about 25 years after Jesus was crucified. While modern fashion trends may change by the decade, we really don't think they changed that quickly in the first century -- so we're led to conclude Paul had short hair, and so did Jesus.
(Some people use Numbers 6 to contend Jesus had long hair -- but that passage refers to a separated Nazarite vow, where no grape juice of any sort is consumed. Jesus was a Nazarene, which is different. And He actually drank wine at that Lord's Supper on the other side.)
But there's another thing which concerns us about that depiction of Jesus....
You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God...." -- Exodus 20:4-5
The King James Version of these verses warns against "any graven image." Bowing down to an idol can be a picture of Christ. Or Buddha. Or even losing control at a poker tournament and bowing down to a big stack of chips.
We appreciate the man's generosity, in giving us this card protector. But we're probably going to modify the "heads" side somewhat. Any suggestions about what we should do?
Monday, December 13, 2010
Poker Night 215: Big Blind-Side
"This is your last table," a man across from us said at The Red Barn tonight. He said that for a reason, which we'll explain in a moment. But this was a full semifinal table -- and since we joined it at the one-hour break, we could look around and see we had the short stack at 9,500 chips. Would this man's prediction prove correct?
BLINDS: 500/1,000
IN THE POCKET: 5-10 offsuit
Not a thrilling hand at this point in the evening. But we're big blind, and no one raised ahead of us. One player was eliminated on the last hand, so seven remain and several call. Thus we're happy to check.
ON THE FLOP: 10-5-A
....and we're very happy to see this! The small blind (first in line to bet) checks, and we pounce.
"Three-thousand," we announce. At least one player made a comment in response, which we don't remember at the moment.
"Raise" is the next comment -- from the man immediately to our left. He doubles the bet to 6,000, and suddenly we're concerned. Our first thought is that he has a high pocket pair. But we doubt it's A-A for three of a kind, because he would have raised pre-flop straightaway with that. We conclude he either has one Ace with a high kicker, or a medium-high pair like Q-Q.
"I'll call," we say after a moment. No one else remains in the hand.
ON THE TURN: Q
"Big slick looks good right now," a bystander in the hand says. We agree, but say nothing and tap the table to check.
"Twenty-five hundred," our opponent says -- knowing it would put us all in. We fear he does have "big slick," and made two pair with that Queen. But part of our brain says he's pushing us around to grab the pot. After a moment of pondering, we decide.
"He already predicted this was my last table," we say with a nod toward the potential prophet. "But I'll call."
"I've got two pair," the opponent says -- and he shows A-5. Uggh. We need a river-card miracle, like a 10.
ON THE RIVER: A
"Full house," the winner declares. Sure enough, he had us all along. The semifinal table is the end for us, with a 14th-place finish.
Remember that post titled "Two Pair, Beware"? The take-home lesson for us tonight is to remember that title in the future. A lot of things can beat bottom two pair. But to be honest, we sensed our opponent had something less -- and our sense was wrong.
MINISTRY MOMENT: "What did you bring tonight?" asked the man who made the prediction about our impending doom.
"A man gave this to me Saturday night at heads-up," we said. We used as a card protector a medallion with an artist's depiction of the "Last Supper." (Now you can understand the "last table" prediction.)
Jesus shared a meal with His disciples on the night before He was crucified. The Lord called it "the Passover," since He kept customs outlined in the Old Testament (Matthew 26:17-19). Which leads us to ask a provocative question: can you show us a Bible passage indicating Jesus or the first apostles kept Christmas?
(There's a second side to that medallion; we'll address that in an upcoming post.)
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 87 final tables in 215 nights (40.5%) - 15 cashes.
BLINDS: 500/1,000
IN THE POCKET: 5-10 offsuit
Not a thrilling hand at this point in the evening. But we're big blind, and no one raised ahead of us. One player was eliminated on the last hand, so seven remain and several call. Thus we're happy to check.
ON THE FLOP: 10-5-A
....and we're very happy to see this! The small blind (first in line to bet) checks, and we pounce.
"Three-thousand," we announce. At least one player made a comment in response, which we don't remember at the moment.
"Raise" is the next comment -- from the man immediately to our left. He doubles the bet to 6,000, and suddenly we're concerned. Our first thought is that he has a high pocket pair. But we doubt it's A-A for three of a kind, because he would have raised pre-flop straightaway with that. We conclude he either has one Ace with a high kicker, or a medium-high pair like Q-Q.
"I'll call," we say after a moment. No one else remains in the hand.
ON THE TURN: Q
"Big slick looks good right now," a bystander in the hand says. We agree, but say nothing and tap the table to check.
"Twenty-five hundred," our opponent says -- knowing it would put us all in. We fear he does have "big slick," and made two pair with that Queen. But part of our brain says he's pushing us around to grab the pot. After a moment of pondering, we decide.
"He already predicted this was my last table," we say with a nod toward the potential prophet. "But I'll call."
"I've got two pair," the opponent says -- and he shows A-5. Uggh. We need a river-card miracle, like a 10.
ON THE RIVER: A
"Full house," the winner declares. Sure enough, he had us all along. The semifinal table is the end for us, with a 14th-place finish.
Remember that post titled "Two Pair, Beware"? The take-home lesson for us tonight is to remember that title in the future. A lot of things can beat bottom two pair. But to be honest, we sensed our opponent had something less -- and our sense was wrong.
MINISTRY MOMENT: "What did you bring tonight?" asked the man who made the prediction about our impending doom.
"A man gave this to me Saturday night at heads-up," we said. We used as a card protector a medallion with an artist's depiction of the "Last Supper." (Now you can understand the "last table" prediction.)Jesus shared a meal with His disciples on the night before He was crucified. The Lord called it "the Passover," since He kept customs outlined in the Old Testament (Matthew 26:17-19). Which leads us to ask a provocative question: can you show us a Bible passage indicating Jesus or the first apostles kept Christmas?
(There's a second side to that medallion; we'll address that in an upcoming post.)
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 87 final tables in 215 nights (40.5%) - 15 cashes.
Representing.... Something
A big poker title can change your life. Jonathan Duhamel has discovered that in the last month. Since winning the World Series of Poker Main Event, he's made countless media appearances from Las Vegas to New York.
We found one cable TV interview in which Duhamel admitted he'll be playing more tournaments in person, after years mostly spent playing online. It's part of being a Main Event champion -- becoming an unofficial "ambassador" of poker.
Are you an ambassador? Whether you work in government or simply play poker as a pastime during your retirement, you can be an ambassador. The invitation comes from the apostle Paul:
Some bluffing poker players make big bets with hardly anything; it's known as "representing" a hand. Believers in Jesus can represent Him and His way of life everywhere they go, just as a political ambassador represents a country overseas -- only they aren't bluffing, in the eyes of those who have faith.
And Christ's ambassadors have an "appeal" to make, even if people around them don't want to hear it. It's in other words of Paul....
It's your opportunity for a "re-buy" in life, which can lead to eternal life. Are you interested in it -- to become part of an ambassador corps?
We found one cable TV interview in which Duhamel admitted he'll be playing more tournaments in person, after years mostly spent playing online. It's part of being a Main Event champion -- becoming an unofficial "ambassador" of poker.
Are you an ambassador? Whether you work in government or simply play poker as a pastime during your retirement, you can be an ambassador. The invitation comes from the apostle Paul:
We are therefore Christ's ambassadors, as though God were making his appeal through us.... -- II Corinthians 5:20
Some bluffing poker players make big bets with hardly anything; it's known as "representing" a hand. Believers in Jesus can represent Him and His way of life everywhere they go, just as a political ambassador represents a country overseas -- only they aren't bluffing, in the eyes of those who have faith.
And Christ's ambassadors have an "appeal" to make, even if people around them don't want to hear it. It's in other words of Paul....
We implore you on Christ's behalf: Be reconciled to God.... God was reconciling the world to himself in Christ, not counting men's sins against them. -- II Corinthians 5:20b, 19
It's your opportunity for a "re-buy" in life, which can lead to eternal life. Are you interested in it -- to become part of an ambassador corps?
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Poker Night 214: You're Bluffing, Right?
In a recent TV interview, World Series of Poker Main Event champion Jonathan Duhamel said he was able to remain focused throughout the final table. He might have felt right at home Thursday night at Lil Kim's Cove -- as the tournament seemed much quieter than usual. So how do we explain this hand?
BLINDS: 100/200
IN THE POCKET: J-5 of hearts
We won a nice pot with pocket Jacks earlier in the evening, so we have about 9,000 chips -- enough to call in hopes of a flush. About half the table calls.
ON THE FLOP: K-Q-4 (no hearts)
We're first in line to bet, and toss in 300. Two players follow by folding. But one man across from us calls.
ON THE TURN: 5
While this card is dealt, we double-check what we have. We thought we hit the flop -- but no, we didn't. So now we check. Our opponent bets 300, and we fold.
We could have carried on with the hand, staging a bluff. But that's really not our style -- and to be honest, we forgot what our original cards were. We thought we paired with that King! Even in poker, "brain freezes" happen.
But we warmed up later on -- winning a couple of big pots, including 7-7 which brought a third 7 on the turn for a key double-up. As players gathered for the final table, we went all-in again with A-J -- but an Ace of diamond on the river gave an opponent a flush. Only seven reached the final table; we wound up eighth, and call it a miss on our part.
MINISTRY MOMENT: A man grabbed our "Jesus as Your Savior" coin during the game and examined it.
"Do you agree with that message?" we asked him.
"Is Jesus my Savior?" he answered. "He can't save me...." Then the man went on to declare he's heading for Hell.
But a female watching the table disagreed. "You only have to believe...."
We tried to tell the man Jesus desires to be the Savior of everyone....
What is required for that salvation? Some ministers and church denominations try to make it seem complex and difficult. But start with what two budding evangelists recommended to a scared convert:
Then start reading God's Word, the Bible. Act on what it says. Your "belief" will expand. Your faith will grow deeper. And you salvation will become more sure.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 87 final tables in 214 nights (40.7%) - 15 cashes. Heads-up record: 7-9.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: One-table sit-n-goes - 8-11-7-3-2. Full tournaments - 98 points wins in 517 games (19.0%), 39 final tables, 2 cashes.
We won a ten-player SNG over the weekend, to make the Sunday weekly championship.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $26,849, up $2,630.
There's a "Million-Dollar Challenge" freeroll tonight, the last one of the Fox season -- but our Internet connection is down, so we'll have to pass. :-(
BLINDS: 100/200
IN THE POCKET: J-5 of hearts
We won a nice pot with pocket Jacks earlier in the evening, so we have about 9,000 chips -- enough to call in hopes of a flush. About half the table calls.
ON THE FLOP: K-Q-4 (no hearts)
We're first in line to bet, and toss in 300. Two players follow by folding. But one man across from us calls.
ON THE TURN: 5
While this card is dealt, we double-check what we have. We thought we hit the flop -- but no, we didn't. So now we check. Our opponent bets 300, and we fold.
We could have carried on with the hand, staging a bluff. But that's really not our style -- and to be honest, we forgot what our original cards were. We thought we paired with that King! Even in poker, "brain freezes" happen.
But we warmed up later on -- winning a couple of big pots, including 7-7 which brought a third 7 on the turn for a key double-up. As players gathered for the final table, we went all-in again with A-J -- but an Ace of diamond on the river gave an opponent a flush. Only seven reached the final table; we wound up eighth, and call it a miss on our part.
MINISTRY MOMENT: A man grabbed our "Jesus as Your Savior" coin during the game and examined it.
"Do you agree with that message?" we asked him.
"Is Jesus my Savior?" he answered. "He can't save me...." Then the man went on to declare he's heading for Hell.
But a female watching the table disagreed. "You only have to believe...."
We tried to tell the man Jesus desires to be the Savior of everyone....
....God our Savior, who wants all men to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth. -- I Timothy 2:3-4
What is required for that salvation? Some ministers and church denominations try to make it seem complex and difficult. But start with what two budding evangelists recommended to a scared convert:
They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved -- you and your household." -- Acts 16:31
Then start reading God's Word, the Bible. Act on what it says. Your "belief" will expand. Your faith will grow deeper. And you salvation will become more sure.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 87 final tables in 214 nights (40.7%) - 15 cashes. Heads-up record: 7-9.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: One-table sit-n-goes - 8-11-7-3-2. Full tournaments - 98 points wins in 517 games (19.0%), 39 final tables, 2 cashes.
We won a ten-player SNG over the weekend, to make the Sunday weekly championship.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $26,849, up $2,630.
There's a "Million-Dollar Challenge" freeroll tonight, the last one of the Fox season -- but our Internet connection is down, so we'll have to pass. :-(
Thursday, December 9, 2010
That God and Beer Song
We've been so busy lately that we almost didn't get back to that song on the jukebox at Lil Kim's Cove last week. Billy Currington's tune People Are Crazy has three main points, as a good short sermon should:
1. "God is Great." True.
2. "Beer is good." Uh-oh -- now we're getting controversial.
Yet the Bible is not against alcohol consumption completely. After all, Jesus turned water into wine at a wedding (John 2:1-10) -- and drank a little "Passover wine" one night before He died on the cross. We think the key is to be moderate, not drunk.
3. "People are crazy." The daily news is filled with examples which might lead to that conclusion. But believers in Christ aren't supposed to be.
The King James Version uses the word "sober" instead of "self-controlled." So the third point is connected to the second -- and includes another segment of Currington's song, about a "God of grace."
At a local poker tournament, you're likely to find items 2 and 3 in abundance. It's our job to ensure #1 is there -- and we hope you'll make it your job as well.
1. "God is Great." True.
Great is the Lord and worthy of praise; his greatness no one can fathom. -- Psalm 145:3
2. "Beer is good." Uh-oh -- now we're getting controversial.
Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise. -- Proverbs 20:1
Yet the Bible is not against alcohol consumption completely. After all, Jesus turned water into wine at a wedding (John 2:1-10) -- and drank a little "Passover wine" one night before He died on the cross. We think the key is to be moderate, not drunk.
3. "People are crazy." The daily news is filled with examples which might lead to that conclusion. But believers in Christ aren't supposed to be.
Similarly, encourage the young men to be self-controlled.... For the grace of God that brings salvation.... teaches us to say "No" to ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright and godly lives in this present age. -- Titus 2:6, 11-12
The King James Version uses the word "sober" instead of "self-controlled." So the third point is connected to the second -- and includes another segment of Currington's song, about a "God of grace."
At a local poker tournament, you're likely to find items 2 and 3 in abundance. It's our job to ensure #1 is there -- and we hope you'll make it your job as well.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Marathon Monday
"My longest poker game. Ever." That's what we wrote in the middle of Monday's afternoon "turbo tournament" at National League of Poker.
Every afternoon there's a game with a $50 top prize at 1:00 p.m. U.S. ET. The blinds go up every five minutes -- well, most of the time. On Monday, the blind clock became stuck after the half-hour break! The blinds remained at 100/200 for the rest of the game.
"I came to a turbo tourney, and a cash game broke out," we wrote at one point. Yet the field did diminish -- much more slowly than usual. Some gave up and were forfeited for inactivity; others grew tired and simply pushed with anything to move on. We had nothing else to do, so we resolved to keep playing patiently.
We hit several huge pots during the game, and at one point had more than 97,000 chips -- leading the field by more than 20,000. At that point, we started playing "fast and loose" with big pre-flop raises and pricey bluffs on the river. Our goal was to pad the lead and knock other players out. A few big losses changed all that -- but we still made the final table.
At that point, the people who wanted the money were clear. Players with tens of thousands of chips wanted to make minimum bets (still 200, remember). We tried to provoke things to move the game along, but several moves went badly. Finally with seven players left, we were dealt A-A and dared to go all-in with about 11,000 chips. Two players pushed with us to call! We felt good about this.
One opponent had Q-Q. Another had 7-7. But a third Queen came on the turn, with no third Ace. Our big play failed, and we were eliminated in seventh place -- with only the top five making money.
The lesson for us, after 5:50 of online poker? That we're sometimes not really as patient as we think we are -- especially when we have a lot of chips and a big lead. We want to drive on to victory. In a sit-n-go with rising blinds, that's easy. In circumstances like this, it certainly wasn't. Which reminds us:
Every afternoon there's a game with a $50 top prize at 1:00 p.m. U.S. ET. The blinds go up every five minutes -- well, most of the time. On Monday, the blind clock became stuck after the half-hour break! The blinds remained at 100/200 for the rest of the game.
"I came to a turbo tourney, and a cash game broke out," we wrote at one point. Yet the field did diminish -- much more slowly than usual. Some gave up and were forfeited for inactivity; others grew tired and simply pushed with anything to move on. We had nothing else to do, so we resolved to keep playing patiently.
We hit several huge pots during the game, and at one point had more than 97,000 chips -- leading the field by more than 20,000. At that point, we started playing "fast and loose" with big pre-flop raises and pricey bluffs on the river. Our goal was to pad the lead and knock other players out. A few big losses changed all that -- but we still made the final table.
At that point, the people who wanted the money were clear. Players with tens of thousands of chips wanted to make minimum bets (still 200, remember). We tried to provoke things to move the game along, but several moves went badly. Finally with seven players left, we were dealt A-A and dared to go all-in with about 11,000 chips. Two players pushed with us to call! We felt good about this.
One opponent had Q-Q. Another had 7-7. But a third Queen came on the turn, with no third Ace. Our big play failed, and we were eliminated in seventh place -- with only the top five making money.
The lesson for us, after 5:50 of online poker? That we're sometimes not really as patient as we think we are -- especially when we have a lot of chips and a big lead. We want to drive on to victory. In a sit-n-go with rising blinds, that's easy. In circumstances like this, it certainly wasn't. Which reminds us:
Better a patient man than a warrior.... -- Proverbs 16:32
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
NLOP Weekly Championship 10: Keep On Pushing
It's not easy for a part-time online poker player to make the National League of Poker weekly championship, with a $500 prize. Sunday night marked only the tenth time we've made it in more than a year. And we had 1,463 opponents, as well....
:00 IN: We're dealt Q-Q right off the bat. But the flop has 10-K -- and even though a third Queen comes on the turn, a Jack hits the river. An opponent goes all in -- and we fear the "Broadway" worst as we fold. We lose 280.
:02 IN: We have J-K in the big blind. The flop is 4-9-5, and we fold to a bet. Trouble is, Q-10 come next and we miss a straight.
:08 IN: We have 5-4 of hearts - but with a lowered chip stack, we choose to fold. Wrong again; the flop is 5-4-3.
:11 IN: We fold J-5. The board brings two more Jacks. (Are you sensing a trend here?)
:13 IN: We have 2-A of hearts, and this time we play them. Tow hearts come on the flop, and a King of hearts hits the river to give us the nuts. We reclaim 680. But at the first break, we're limping at 460.
:43 IN: We have 3-K of spades in the big blind, and decide to go all-in. A caller has 10-Q. Another 3 and two Aces come on the board, and we rebuild to 720.
1:00 IN: Rising blinds force us to push again with J-8 of hearts with only 70 chips left. Jh-Kh come on the flop, followed by 9h on the turn! We're back to 450.
1:02 IN: On the next hand, we push again with J-J. The turn provides a third Jack, and suddenly we're back "in the game" at 1,450 -- but a miss or two leaves us with 850 at the second break.
1:09 IN: We have Q-J of hearts, and limp in with $300 blinds. The flop is a dream-come-true 9-10-K! Of course we push with 525 left -- and the straight restores us to 1,975.
1:12 IN: We have 7-8 in the big blind. The flop is 3s-8d-9s. An opponent checks. Then comes 10d. We smell weakness by our opponent, and dare to go all-in with 1,250. The foe calls with 7-5 of spades. But sadly, he HITS the flush draw on the river with As.
If not for a spade, we would have jumped to 4,100 and been in quite a rally. Instead, we finished 289th. Not bad -- but not even a "top-ten percent."
:00 IN: We're dealt Q-Q right off the bat. But the flop has 10-K -- and even though a third Queen comes on the turn, a Jack hits the river. An opponent goes all in -- and we fear the "Broadway" worst as we fold. We lose 280.
:02 IN: We have J-K in the big blind. The flop is 4-9-5, and we fold to a bet. Trouble is, Q-10 come next and we miss a straight.
:08 IN: We have 5-4 of hearts - but with a lowered chip stack, we choose to fold. Wrong again; the flop is 5-4-3.
:11 IN: We fold J-5. The board brings two more Jacks. (Are you sensing a trend here?)
:13 IN: We have 2-A of hearts, and this time we play them. Tow hearts come on the flop, and a King of hearts hits the river to give us the nuts. We reclaim 680. But at the first break, we're limping at 460.
:43 IN: We have 3-K of spades in the big blind, and decide to go all-in. A caller has 10-Q. Another 3 and two Aces come on the board, and we rebuild to 720.
1:00 IN: Rising blinds force us to push again with J-8 of hearts with only 70 chips left. Jh-Kh come on the flop, followed by 9h on the turn! We're back to 450.
1:02 IN: On the next hand, we push again with J-J. The turn provides a third Jack, and suddenly we're back "in the game" at 1,450 -- but a miss or two leaves us with 850 at the second break.
1:09 IN: We have Q-J of hearts, and limp in with $300 blinds. The flop is a dream-come-true 9-10-K! Of course we push with 525 left -- and the straight restores us to 1,975.
1:12 IN: We have 7-8 in the big blind. The flop is 3s-8d-9s. An opponent checks. Then comes 10d. We smell weakness by our opponent, and dare to go all-in with 1,250. The foe calls with 7-5 of spades. But sadly, he HITS the flush draw on the river with As.
If not for a spade, we would have jumped to 4,100 and been in quite a rally. Instead, we finished 289th. Not bad -- but not even a "top-ten percent."
Monday, December 6, 2010
Poker Night 213: A Tens Moment
Today was a long day at the office for us -- if you call poker tables an "office." It started with a "turbo" online tournament which lasted nearly six hours (a topic for another post). Then about one hour after we were eliminated from that game, we were at The Red Barn for the second half of a Texas Hold 'em doubleheader. At least we were warmed up for this....
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 10-10
We tried to be a bit aggressive early, but it didn't work. Now we have about 4,200 chips, and another player raises to 200. It's a high enough pair to give it a call. Several players join in.
ON THE FLOP: 6-Q-2
A man to our right tosses in 200. Hmmmmm. We lean toward thinking he has a Queen, but we lean more toward thinking our "luck" is about to turn around. We call, as does one other player.
ON THE TURN: Q
The bettor now throws in 300. If he had a Queen before, this seems like a wimpy bet now. We're actually more confident about the board pairing, so we call again. No one else remains in the hand.
ON THE RIVER: 7
The bettor simply checks. Now we're puzzled. Is this a move to lure us into an overconfident bet? We're more comfortable checking this.
"Pair of tens?!" we say as we flip our cards over. Yes, it's good enough! Our read is right, as our opponent has A-9. Our stack rebuilds to above 6,000.
Several good hands came along for us, especially in the second hour. We started with 4,500 chips -- but after making a flush and making top pair out of an Ace, we jumped to more than 22,000. That led us to the final table, where we held A-9 and saw an Ace on the flop. We moved all-in with 7,500 -- but the man who semi-bluffed earlier made a straight to eliminate us.
We finished seventh in both games. The online game had 580 players, so that was a bit more of an accomplishment. But neither one earned us money, so moral
"victories" would have to do.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We wound up sitting tonight next to the "drunk woman" who eliminated us in heads-up play Saturday night. Her story sounds even more dire than we first thought -- as among other things, she's unsure about having money to pay the rent and utilities.
It's cold in our area right now, and she noted "heat rises" from her natural gas heater. "So I'm sleeping in the car with the motor running" -- apparently because she considers that warmer. Yet she had to "borrow" money from strangers at a convenience store to fill her fuel tank today. "Someone gave me ten dollars," she said with a bit of a smile.
The woman added she also talked today to her preacher about her plight -- and the minister gave her a blanket to sleep warmly. "I've prayed and prayed," she told us -- yet somehow this woman had money to buy drinks during the game (non-alcoholic this time).
It's nice to know this woman apparently has a "church home," where she can turn for support. But does this whole picture seem confusing to you? It does to us. Perhaps she needs to pray for something other than money....
God's wisdom is valuable for all aspects of life. We think this woman could use some for dealing with limited finances -- prioritizing where to spend money and where to cut back. We'll keep praying for God to bless this woman not only with steady income, but a wise approach to handling it.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 87 final tables in 213 nights (40.8%) - 15 cashes.
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 10-10
We tried to be a bit aggressive early, but it didn't work. Now we have about 4,200 chips, and another player raises to 200. It's a high enough pair to give it a call. Several players join in.
ON THE FLOP: 6-Q-2
A man to our right tosses in 200. Hmmmmm. We lean toward thinking he has a Queen, but we lean more toward thinking our "luck" is about to turn around. We call, as does one other player.
ON THE TURN: Q
The bettor now throws in 300. If he had a Queen before, this seems like a wimpy bet now. We're actually more confident about the board pairing, so we call again. No one else remains in the hand.
ON THE RIVER: 7
The bettor simply checks. Now we're puzzled. Is this a move to lure us into an overconfident bet? We're more comfortable checking this.
"Pair of tens?!" we say as we flip our cards over. Yes, it's good enough! Our read is right, as our opponent has A-9. Our stack rebuilds to above 6,000.
Several good hands came along for us, especially in the second hour. We started with 4,500 chips -- but after making a flush and making top pair out of an Ace, we jumped to more than 22,000. That led us to the final table, where we held A-9 and saw an Ace on the flop. We moved all-in with 7,500 -- but the man who semi-bluffed earlier made a straight to eliminate us.
We finished seventh in both games. The online game had 580 players, so that was a bit more of an accomplishment. But neither one earned us money, so moral
"victories" would have to do.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We wound up sitting tonight next to the "drunk woman" who eliminated us in heads-up play Saturday night. Her story sounds even more dire than we first thought -- as among other things, she's unsure about having money to pay the rent and utilities.
It's cold in our area right now, and she noted "heat rises" from her natural gas heater. "So I'm sleeping in the car with the motor running" -- apparently because she considers that warmer. Yet she had to "borrow" money from strangers at a convenience store to fill her fuel tank today. "Someone gave me ten dollars," she said with a bit of a smile.
The woman added she also talked today to her preacher about her plight -- and the minister gave her a blanket to sleep warmly. "I've prayed and prayed," she told us -- yet somehow this woman had money to buy drinks during the game (non-alcoholic this time).
It's nice to know this woman apparently has a "church home," where she can turn for support. But does this whole picture seem confusing to you? It does to us. Perhaps she needs to pray for something other than money....
I keep asking that the God of our Lord Jesus Christ, the glorious Father, may give you the Spirit of wisdom and revelation, so that you may know him better. -- Ephesians 1:17
God's wisdom is valuable for all aspects of life. We think this woman could use some for dealing with limited finances -- prioritizing where to spend money and where to cut back. We'll keep praying for God to bless this woman not only with steady income, but a wise approach to handling it.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 87 final tables in 213 nights (40.8%) - 15 cashes.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
November Senior Championship
We've been so busy with various projects lately that we've overlooked a big tournament we played at National League of Poker last Tuesday. The November Senior Championship had 1,068 entries:
:13 IN: We have 2-A. An Ace on the turn gives us a winning pair, and a $500 pot.
:18 IN: We have pocket Aces. The board shows J-K-8 (we bet 125) 6 (we bet 60) and 5 - which leads to the final fold. We gain $840.
:21 IN: We have Q-J in the big blind. The board shows 6-2-2 K 7. But no one bets, and our bet of 60 on the river wins us a $270 pot.
:24 IN: We have pocket Queens -- and they survive an Ace on the river. It's a $1,450 pot! At the first break, we're in 72nd place with $2,640.
:43 IN: We have pocket Queens again in the big blind, and double the bet to 400. But the board brings J-A-7 9 8, and an opponent costs us money by hitting a straight.
:46 IN: Pocket Queens AGAIN - this time with the button. But a board of 2-6-2 J K only earns us a $400 sidepot, against someone who pushed with K-J.
:56 IN: We have an ugly-looking 6-4 in the big blind. But the flop is 7-6-7. We go all-in for 770. Our opponent has 6-5, and we wind up splitting the pot.
We limp to the one-hour break with only $435 left; 201 players remain.
1:08 IN: We go all in with pocket 10's -- but it's not enough, and we're eliminated in 199th place (sorry, we didn't write down what beat us).
:13 IN: We have 2-A. An Ace on the turn gives us a winning pair, and a $500 pot.
:18 IN: We have pocket Aces. The board shows J-K-8 (we bet 125) 6 (we bet 60) and 5 - which leads to the final fold. We gain $840.
:21 IN: We have Q-J in the big blind. The board shows 6-2-2 K 7. But no one bets, and our bet of 60 on the river wins us a $270 pot.
:24 IN: We have pocket Queens -- and they survive an Ace on the river. It's a $1,450 pot! At the first break, we're in 72nd place with $2,640.
:43 IN: We have pocket Queens again in the big blind, and double the bet to 400. But the board brings J-A-7 9 8, and an opponent costs us money by hitting a straight.
:46 IN: Pocket Queens AGAIN - this time with the button. But a board of 2-6-2 J K only earns us a $400 sidepot, against someone who pushed with K-J.
:56 IN: We have an ugly-looking 6-4 in the big blind. But the flop is 7-6-7. We go all-in for 770. Our opponent has 6-5, and we wind up splitting the pot.
We limp to the one-hour break with only $435 left; 201 players remain.
1:08 IN: We go all in with pocket 10's -- but it's not enough, and we're eliminated in 199th place (sorry, we didn't write down what beat us).
Of Alcohol and Aces
"May the angels of heaven smile down on you, in the game you're about to play." Those may sound like strange words from a poker tournament director. But this weekend, he wanted us to eliminate someone he considered a pest.
We were already in the loser's bracket of a heads-up tournament, after losing our first match. Now we had to play a young woman who openly admitted she was drunk and was being annoyingly confrontational with some people. "I want nothing to do with a drunk-a** woman," the director declared at one point.
"Do you believe in angels?" we asked the woman who heard the director's blessing.
"Yes, I do."
Yet the woman was drinking -- and telling people about how she "chopped the prize money" earlier in the evening at a regular poker tournament in the next city. "I may be drunk, but I know what I'm doing," she told us as we started to play.
"I haven't been this drunk in a long time," our opponent declared. Then, perhaps because we were a listening ear and not talking back, she explained what was behind it. "I'm feeling heartbroken right now." It was emotional pain for a female friend, whom she said was being treated badly by a boyfriend.
"People think they know all about me," the woman continued. "But they don't know what's in my heart."
Then our opponent switched the talk to poker -- and we failed to offer our thoughts on what she was going through. First of all, God knows what's in her heart. And what He knows might disappoint her....
The woman's heart may have convinced her she needed alcohol to cope with a friend's pain. But the angels she believes in probably would offer an alternative approach.
God's Holy Spirit is a comforter with far fewer side effects than "Southern Comfort."
We prayed at the end of the night that this woman might come to know the comfort which God offers. It's even less expensive than shots at a bar.
Oh -- you're wondering how the game ended? We went all in for 2,500 with pocket Aces. The opponent who kept saying she "didn't care" called with Q-4. Then she hit Q-4 on the flop, and a 4 on the turn for a full house.
Yes, we lost to a drunken woman (who we think deep-down wasn't quite as drunk as she sounded). We went home humbled. Poker can do that to you. May she learn that lesson, too.
We were already in the loser's bracket of a heads-up tournament, after losing our first match. Now we had to play a young woman who openly admitted she was drunk and was being annoyingly confrontational with some people. "I want nothing to do with a drunk-a** woman," the director declared at one point.
"Do you believe in angels?" we asked the woman who heard the director's blessing.
"Yes, I do."
Yet the woman was drinking -- and telling people about how she "chopped the prize money" earlier in the evening at a regular poker tournament in the next city. "I may be drunk, but I know what I'm doing," she told us as we started to play.
"I haven't been this drunk in a long time," our opponent declared. Then, perhaps because we were a listening ear and not talking back, she explained what was behind it. "I'm feeling heartbroken right now." It was emotional pain for a female friend, whom she said was being treated badly by a boyfriend.
"People think they know all about me," the woman continued. "But they don't know what's in my heart."
Then our opponent switched the talk to poker -- and we failed to offer our thoughts on what she was going through. First of all, God knows what's in her heart. And what He knows might disappoint her....
The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it? -- Jeremiah 17:9
The woman's heart may have convinced her she needed alcohol to cope with a friend's pain. But the angels she believes in probably would offer an alternative approach.
Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit. -- Ephesians 5:18
God's Holy Spirit is a comforter with far fewer side effects than "Southern Comfort."
Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and the God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our troubles, so that we can comfort those in any trouble with the comfort we ourselves have received from God. -- II Corinthians 1:3-4
We prayed at the end of the night that this woman might come to know the comfort which God offers. It's even less expensive than shots at a bar.
Oh -- you're wondering how the game ended? We went all in for 2,500 with pocket Aces. The opponent who kept saying she "didn't care" called with Q-4. Then she hit Q-4 on the flop, and a 4 on the turn for a full house.
Yes, we lost to a drunken woman (who we think deep-down wasn't quite as drunk as she sounded). We went home humbled. Poker can do that to you. May she learn that lesson, too.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Poker Night 212: Two Pair, Beware
First came the five-dollar win online in video poker. Then came a run of more than three miles around sunset -- far better than we expected. So as we walked home, we said to ourselves (and oh yes, to God) we felt confident heading to Lil Kim's Cove tonight. But we didn't want to be overconfident. Maybe God nodded yes to that request, because....
BLINDS: 200/400
IN THE POCKET: J-7 of spades
We're in the small blind, quietly showing the "patience of Job." We've scarcely played a hand all night, because almost all the cards have been lousy. But these are suited and we're already in for half-price, so we call. Several players do at this full table.
ON THE FLOP: Jc-9d-7c
Aha! Two pair gives us the opening we've waited to see. In lead position, we bet 600 -- and people around us start guessing.
"Be careful of 8-10," someone says while folding. "Especially 8-10 of clubs." Hmmmm -- thanks for the "straight-on" advice. Two players call our bet.
ON THE TURN: 2h
A harmless card, so we bet 800. Our two opponents call again.
ON THE RIVER: 10s
Uh-oh -- that's the last card we wanted to see. Now a straight draw is very possible, so we check. A man to our left checks.
"Five-thousand," bets the dealer - a bet which would leave us with less than 1,000. This man ran us off a winning hand several weeks ago, with a similar big bet on the river. He might just be doing it again, so we have to think this over.
"I know your works," we finally say (using words from Revelation 2:2). "But I can't call that." We fold, as does the other player. The dealer quietly reels in the big pot.
"Didya?" we quietly ask a minute later while shuffling the cards to deal.
"I had a straight," he answers. We mention our two pair. End result: good moves on both our parts.
That's the sort of night we had -- not winning a single hand. We went all-in with K-J right after the one-hour break, but fell to a man who held a 10 and made three of a kind on the river. Eighth out of eight at the first table -- nope, no reason for overconfidence at all.
MINISTRY MOMENT: You never know what sort of music you'll hear on the jukebox at a bar. Tonight we heard a country tune with the words, "We talked about God's grace...."
"God's grace is a good thing," we said -- unsure if anyone at the table heard it.
Then came the refrain: "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy." A man dealing cards to our left said he agrees with those words.
"Do you agree God is great?" we asked him. "Greater than beer?"
He said he did -- but he especially agreed with the "people are crazy" part. Do you agree with it? And with the song in general? We'll offer our thoughts in an upcoming post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 86 final tables in 212 nights (40.6%) - 15 cashes. Heads up record - 7-7.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 94 point wins in 507 games (18.5%), 38 final tables, 2 cashes. (We're not counting the video poker win.)
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $24,219, up $1,160.
BLINDS: 200/400
IN THE POCKET: J-7 of spades
We're in the small blind, quietly showing the "patience of Job." We've scarcely played a hand all night, because almost all the cards have been lousy. But these are suited and we're already in for half-price, so we call. Several players do at this full table.
ON THE FLOP: Jc-9d-7c
Aha! Two pair gives us the opening we've waited to see. In lead position, we bet 600 -- and people around us start guessing.
"Be careful of 8-10," someone says while folding. "Especially 8-10 of clubs." Hmmmm -- thanks for the "straight-on" advice. Two players call our bet.
ON THE TURN: 2h
A harmless card, so we bet 800. Our two opponents call again.
ON THE RIVER: 10s
Uh-oh -- that's the last card we wanted to see. Now a straight draw is very possible, so we check. A man to our left checks.
"Five-thousand," bets the dealer - a bet which would leave us with less than 1,000. This man ran us off a winning hand several weeks ago, with a similar big bet on the river. He might just be doing it again, so we have to think this over.
"I know your works," we finally say (using words from Revelation 2:2). "But I can't call that." We fold, as does the other player. The dealer quietly reels in the big pot.
"Didya?" we quietly ask a minute later while shuffling the cards to deal.
"I had a straight," he answers. We mention our two pair. End result: good moves on both our parts.
That's the sort of night we had -- not winning a single hand. We went all-in with K-J right after the one-hour break, but fell to a man who held a 10 and made three of a kind on the river. Eighth out of eight at the first table -- nope, no reason for overconfidence at all.
MINISTRY MOMENT: You never know what sort of music you'll hear on the jukebox at a bar. Tonight we heard a country tune with the words, "We talked about God's grace...."
"God's grace is a good thing," we said -- unsure if anyone at the table heard it.
Then came the refrain: "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy." A man dealing cards to our left said he agrees with those words.
"Do you agree God is great?" we asked him. "Greater than beer?"
He said he did -- but he especially agreed with the "people are crazy" part. Do you agree with it? And with the song in general? We'll offer our thoughts in an upcoming post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 86 final tables in 212 nights (40.6%) - 15 cashes. Heads up record - 7-7.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 94 point wins in 507 games (18.5%), 38 final tables, 2 cashes. (We're not counting the video poker win.)
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $24,219, up $1,160.
Video Victory
We were eliminated from the National League of Poker 1:00 p.m. ET money game today in 95th place, out of 679. Is that bad? Well, not in this case....
....because we exited just in time to enter a 2:00 p.m. video poker tournament for money -- and we WON IT! We topped 96 other players, thanks to one wonderfully-dealt hand.
We were given A-K-Q-J of clubs, plus one "stray". We saved the four clubs, and received a 10c for a 4,000-point natural royal flush!
If we were on a poker telecast, someone might ask next what we'll do with the prize money. Well, five dollars for first place isn't much -- but we'll do with it what we'd do with $5,000: tithe on it.
A "tithe" means a tenth. So 50 cents of our five-dollar win is set aside for God; we do this by donating to the church congregation we attend or a ministry. And if you think 50 cents is no big deal, remember these words of Jesus:
From the eternal perspective of a watchful God, 50 cents matters. We thank Him for five dollars -- and for all heavenly blessings, great and small!
....because we exited just in time to enter a 2:00 p.m. video poker tournament for money -- and we WON IT! We topped 96 other players, thanks to one wonderfully-dealt hand.
We were given A-K-Q-J of clubs, plus one "stray". We saved the four clubs, and received a 10c for a 4,000-point natural royal flush!
If we were on a poker telecast, someone might ask next what we'll do with the prize money. Well, five dollars for first place isn't much -- but we'll do with it what we'd do with $5,000: tithe on it.
"Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the Lord Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it." -- Malachi 3:10
A "tithe" means a tenth. So 50 cents of our five-dollar win is set aside for God; we do this by donating to the church congregation we attend or a ministry. And if you think 50 cents is no big deal, remember these words of Jesus:
Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much. -- Luke 16:10
From the eternal perspective of a watchful God, 50 cents matters. We thank Him for five dollars -- and for all heavenly blessings, great and small!
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Lessons from Four Aces
Language issues can happen in online poker, every bit as much as in live tournaments. Take what happened today at National League of Poker....
Dealer: cher67 wins Main Pot ($740) with Four of a kind, aces
Me: wow excellent
cher67: holy sh
Cher may have stopped short of finishing the second word, because NLOP seems to have a language filter. (At least it does for us; profanity shows on our screen with asterisks.) But the first word was enough to get us thinking....
omajor: nh
cher67: too bad there wasnt more money on the table
Me: What makes that stuff holy, anyway? :-/
Exclamations beginning with "holy" have been around for a long time. We remember "Robin the Boy Wonder" uttering them all the time on the old Batman TV series. We avoid them because a Biblical warning:
So we had a little fun with the exclamation, in hopes of making a larger point. The fun stuff continues with this response....
cher67: oxidation
Me: Ohhhhhh.
Dealer: suarez801 wins Main Pot ($630)
cher67: didnt think i knew the answer didja
Dealer: stolen wins Main Pot ($1550)
Me: I was expecting more of a Biblical answer than that.
cher67: lol
Me: Something like "Be ye holy, for I am holy."
That quote comes from I Peter 1:15-16 -- but it's really based in Leviticus 11:44-45.
cher67: well i guess if you say grace before u eat
cher67: jk
Dealer: mjgtlc wins Main Pot ($1210) with Straight, ten to ace
Me: Welllll - that's always a good idea.
It's a good idea because Jesus did it, to perform a great miracle:
Matthew 14:21 indicates more than 5,000 people were fed by that small donation. (In fact, we heard radio preacher Chuck Swindoll claim the other day the fish were little more than sardines.)
The "holy chat" ended there -- but we hopefully made others at the table think a bit. Holiness really doesn't come from exposure to the air, you know. It comes from exposure to God -- by "breathing in" the Holy Spirit, as God speaks to you in Bible study. The best "meat" to enjoy is the meat of God's word.
Dealer: cher67 wins Main Pot ($740) with Four of a kind, aces
Me: wow excellent
cher67: holy sh
Cher may have stopped short of finishing the second word, because NLOP seems to have a language filter. (At least it does for us; profanity shows on our screen with asterisks.) But the first word was enough to get us thinking....
omajor: nh
cher67: too bad there wasnt more money on the table
Me: What makes that stuff holy, anyway? :-/
Exclamations beginning with "holy" have been around for a long time. We remember "Robin the Boy Wonder" uttering them all the time on the old Batman TV series. We avoid them because a Biblical warning:
Above all, my brothers, do not swear -- not by heaven, or by earth or by anything else.... -- James 5:12
So we had a little fun with the exclamation, in hopes of making a larger point. The fun stuff continues with this response....
cher67: oxidation
Me: Ohhhhhh.
Dealer: suarez801 wins Main Pot ($630)
cher67: didnt think i knew the answer didja
Dealer: stolen wins Main Pot ($1550)
Me: I was expecting more of a Biblical answer than that.
cher67: lol
Me: Something like "Be ye holy, for I am holy."
That quote comes from I Peter 1:15-16 -- but it's really based in Leviticus 11:44-45.
cher67: well i guess if you say grace before u eat
cher67: jk
Dealer: mjgtlc wins Main Pot ($1210) with Straight, ten to ace
Me: Welllll - that's always a good idea.
It's a good idea because Jesus did it, to perform a great miracle:
Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke them. Then he gave them to the disciples to set before the people. -- Luke 9:16
Matthew 14:21 indicates more than 5,000 people were fed by that small donation. (In fact, we heard radio preacher Chuck Swindoll claim the other day the fish were little more than sardines.)
The "holy chat" ended there -- but we hopefully made others at the table think a bit. Holiness really doesn't come from exposure to the air, you know. It comes from exposure to God -- by "breathing in" the Holy Spirit, as God speaks to you in Bible study. The best "meat" to enjoy is the meat of God's word.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Poker Night 211: Your Wheel Be Done
It was couples' night at The Red Barn -- at least at our table. We started with seven players, and we were the "single" surrounded by three husbands and wives (or at least boyfriend/girlfriend). We don't want to ruin any romances. We simply want to win....
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 5-4 offsuit
We're in the big blind, with cards which are appealing solely because they're "connected." A man across the table raises to 150. That's modest enough; we join most of the table in calling.
ON THE FLOP: A-A-2
Two big cards -- but hope for us, in the form of a straight draw. After we check, the man across from us makes a tempting continuation bet of 300. Most players at the table don't take the bait and fold. But the game is early, so we decide to take a chance and call.
ON THE TURN: 7
We miss. We check. Our opponent probably would win the pot here with another bet, but he does us a favor by checking.
ON THE RIVER: 3
Wow -- the "wheel" straight rolls in! Now we want to bet, and we test whether our opponent is in a gambling mood by plunking down 1,100. He isn't, and folds. We never see what he had, but people are guessing about our cards.
"What did you have?" a man asks.
"Some'un," we quietly say with a smile.
We showed a "nut flush" a couple of hands later, to win an even bigger pot. But that was the last pot we won, as we held onto our chips far enough to reach the semifinal table. That's when we pushed all-in for 13,000 with A-10. The small blind called with 2-2 -- but our cards didn't come, and his little pair took a big pot to send us home in 12th place.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We know a few local players are catching on to our poker ministry. Consider what one man said when he saw us walk in tonight:
"Jesus, Jesus, He's our man! If He can't do it, no one can!"
We agreed with that man, of course -- and come to think of it, there are many things Jesus can do for you and me. Open question: what's the greatest thing Jesus ever did for you? We'll offer our answer in a future post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 86 final tables in 211 nights (40.8%) - 15 cashes.
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 5-4 offsuit
We're in the big blind, with cards which are appealing solely because they're "connected." A man across the table raises to 150. That's modest enough; we join most of the table in calling.
ON THE FLOP: A-A-2
Two big cards -- but hope for us, in the form of a straight draw. After we check, the man across from us makes a tempting continuation bet of 300. Most players at the table don't take the bait and fold. But the game is early, so we decide to take a chance and call.
ON THE TURN: 7
We miss. We check. Our opponent probably would win the pot here with another bet, but he does us a favor by checking.
ON THE RIVER: 3
Wow -- the "wheel" straight rolls in! Now we want to bet, and we test whether our opponent is in a gambling mood by plunking down 1,100. He isn't, and folds. We never see what he had, but people are guessing about our cards.
"What did you have?" a man asks.
"Some'un," we quietly say with a smile.
We showed a "nut flush" a couple of hands later, to win an even bigger pot. But that was the last pot we won, as we held onto our chips far enough to reach the semifinal table. That's when we pushed all-in for 13,000 with A-10. The small blind called with 2-2 -- but our cards didn't come, and his little pair took a big pot to send us home in 12th place.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We know a few local players are catching on to our poker ministry. Consider what one man said when he saw us walk in tonight:
"Jesus, Jesus, He's our man! If He can't do it, no one can!"
We agreed with that man, of course -- and come to think of it, there are many things Jesus can do for you and me. Open question: what's the greatest thing Jesus ever did for you? We'll offer our answer in a future post.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 86 final tables in 211 nights (40.8%) - 15 cashes.
Remember As You Play....
James, Peter and John, those reputed to be pillars, gave me and Barnabas the right hand of fellowship when they recognized the grace given to me. -- Galatians 2:9
The Contemporary English Version translates this verse as Paul receiving "a friendly handshake." Of course, some people don't enter a poker tournament with a "friendly" mindset. They want to win -- period.
We went 2-2 in a Saturday night heads-up tournament, and were surprised by how our second win ended. We offered a handshake to our female opponent, and she declined -- saying something about "not shaking hands."
Here's the thing: she shook hands with us when the game began. It's not like we needed sanitizer after more than a dozen hands -- was it?
This made two times in four heads-up tournaments that a loser refused to shake our hand. And sadly, we think that reflects badly on them. It's a matter of simple courtesy -- and in this case, the realization that poker is merely a game.
Even pro hockey players traditionally shake hands after a playoff series -- and hockey is about as rough-and-tumble as a game can be. If they can calm down and act sportsmanlike, we think you can as well. It's a small way to show etiquette, and even walk the Christian walk.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Poker Night 210: Count Your Blessings
Pardon our lateness in posting this -- but due to Lil Kim's Cove being closed for Thanksgiving Day, we played in the Wednesday night tournament at Soho Bar and Grill. We actually checked before we left home, and found we'd made four final tables there in 22 tries. The "drive for five" had a bold beginning....
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: A-J offsuit
We're second in the betting order, and play by our credo: "Limp early, bet late." We call -- and unlike other early hands, so does most of the table.
ON THE FLOP: 10-K-6
We miss -- sort of. There's a "gutshot" straight draw. The table checks to us, and we're happy to join the wave. We're a bit relieved when the entire table checks.
ON THE TURN: Q
Put us on Broadway! But we don't want to shine our neon light too much, so we check again. A player to our left bets 1,000. A man across the table calls. Good.
"I raise," we announce -- and add another 1,000. The man to our left thinks for a moment, smells trouble and folds. The man across from us calls.
ON THE RIVER: 2
As we recall, this put three clubs on the board. But we don't think our opponent is waiting for a flush, so we bet 2,000 directly at him. The man thinks it over for several seconds -- then disgusting throws his cards right in front of us. He has K-Q, but that's a two-pair fold. We never show how he was topped.
That big chip gain was followed by a lengthy drought -- but in the second hour, things happened. Another A-J led to two pair, and a double in our stack when we went all-in. A later push with K-Q of hearts led to a pair of Queens, which held up. Then we pushed with A-K of spades, made Aces and 3's and advanced our stack to 100,000.
We reached the final table with 115,000 chips -- then made a flush from J-9 of diamonds to jump to 225K! But then came a big loss and rising blinds. Forced to push again with A-7, we lost to a flush. But we went home feeling good -- as a fourth-place finish was our best since Labor Day.
MINISTRY MOMENT: "I'm ready to eat a drumstick," a man to our left said during the tournament.
"So what are you thankful for this year?" we asked. He proceeded to run down his Thanksgiving menu, as if he didn't understand our question.
"Soho Bar!" another man declared when we asked what made him thankful. A few minutes later, he revised that answer: "I'm thankful for every blessing of every day." Now that's more like it; see the post below this one for why we say that.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 86 final tables in 210 nights (41.0%) -- 15 cashes. Three final tables in a row is a much more pleasant streak.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Five-player sit-n-gos - 7-11-7-3-2. Full tournaments - 91 point wins in 485 games (18.4%), 37 final tables, two cashes.
We returned to sit-n-goes last weekend, hoping to gain enough points to make the Sunday night weekly championship. A first place finish helped; a third hurt.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Full tournaments - three "top ten percent" finishes in 13 games (23.1%). Pretend cash games - $23,059, down $540.
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: A-J offsuit
We're second in the betting order, and play by our credo: "Limp early, bet late." We call -- and unlike other early hands, so does most of the table.
ON THE FLOP: 10-K-6
We miss -- sort of. There's a "gutshot" straight draw. The table checks to us, and we're happy to join the wave. We're a bit relieved when the entire table checks.
ON THE TURN: Q
Put us on Broadway! But we don't want to shine our neon light too much, so we check again. A player to our left bets 1,000. A man across the table calls. Good.
"I raise," we announce -- and add another 1,000. The man to our left thinks for a moment, smells trouble and folds. The man across from us calls.
ON THE RIVER: 2
As we recall, this put three clubs on the board. But we don't think our opponent is waiting for a flush, so we bet 2,000 directly at him. The man thinks it over for several seconds -- then disgusting throws his cards right in front of us. He has K-Q, but that's a two-pair fold. We never show how he was topped.
That big chip gain was followed by a lengthy drought -- but in the second hour, things happened. Another A-J led to two pair, and a double in our stack when we went all-in. A later push with K-Q of hearts led to a pair of Queens, which held up. Then we pushed with A-K of spades, made Aces and 3's and advanced our stack to 100,000.
We reached the final table with 115,000 chips -- then made a flush from J-9 of diamonds to jump to 225K! But then came a big loss and rising blinds. Forced to push again with A-7, we lost to a flush. But we went home feeling good -- as a fourth-place finish was our best since Labor Day.
MINISTRY MOMENT: "I'm ready to eat a drumstick," a man to our left said during the tournament.
"So what are you thankful for this year?" we asked. He proceeded to run down his Thanksgiving menu, as if he didn't understand our question.
"Soho Bar!" another man declared when we asked what made him thankful. A few minutes later, he revised that answer: "I'm thankful for every blessing of every day." Now that's more like it; see the post below this one for why we say that.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 86 final tables in 210 nights (41.0%) -- 15 cashes. Three final tables in a row is a much more pleasant streak.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Five-player sit-n-gos - 7-11-7-3-2. Full tournaments - 91 point wins in 485 games (18.4%), 37 final tables, two cashes.
We returned to sit-n-goes last weekend, hoping to gain enough points to make the Sunday night weekly championship. A first place finish helped; a third hurt.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Full tournaments - three "top ten percent" finishes in 13 games (23.1%). Pretend cash games - $23,059, down $540.
PTL-365
It's Thanksgiving Day in the U.S. A perfect time to practice what we try to do every day in online poker games. Take this all-in moment from National League of Poker earlier in the week....
Dealer: flopblogger wins Main Pot ($3010) with Two pair, nines and sevens
Me: yes
NVJohn: yes
Me: PTL!
NVJohn: sorry what is ptl
Me: Glad you asked. Praise the Lord.
We think praising and thanking go hand-in-hand. After all, why would you praise God for something if you're not thankful for it? The writers of several psalms seemed to understand that....
King David put both ideas together, in a psalm we read aloud in our youth at Thanksgiving dinner:
We hope you take time to give thanks today -- not only to your family and close friends, but to the God who gave them all to you. And why not make every day Thanksgiving Day, praising God for the great and small blessings as they come?
Dealer: flopblogger wins Main Pot ($3010) with Two pair, nines and sevens
Me: yes
NVJohn: yes
Me: PTL!
NVJohn: sorry what is ptl
Me: Glad you asked. Praise the Lord.
We think praising and thanking go hand-in-hand. After all, why would you praise God for something if you're not thankful for it? The writers of several psalms seemed to understand that....
Sing to the Lord, you saints of his; praise his holy name.... O Lord my God, I will give you thanks forever. -- Psalm 30:4, 12
King David put both ideas together, in a psalm we read aloud in our youth at Thanksgiving dinner:
Know that the Lord is God.... Enter his gates with thanksgiving and his gates with praise; give thanks to him and praise his name. -- Psalm 100:3-4
We hope you take time to give thanks today -- not only to your family and close friends, but to the God who gave them all to you. And why not make every day Thanksgiving Day, praising God for the great and small blessings as they come?
Monday, November 22, 2010
Poker Night 209: The Season of Giving
"I found this gold chip behind your ear," the tournament director at The Red Barn said tonight. "You're not allowed to have chips behind your ears."
The director was playing a magic trick joke at our expense -- hiding a 5,000-dollar chip in his hand, as he tossed it into the third pot of the night. Considering the typical starting stack is 5,000, that's quite an incentive.
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 5s-3s
We don't normally chase a big bonus prize with a marginal hand. But we're in the big blind, so our 50 is committed right off the bat -- and the table simply calls. Checking's free....
ON THE FLOP: 3-6-3
....and that flop potentially is priceless. The small blind checks, and we jump out with a bet of 600.
"600 on the 6," a man across the table says half-smiling. Not exactly -- but enough players think along those lines so that nearly the entire table folds. Only a young man who just turned 21 and is inside The Red Barn for the first time remains.
ON THE TURN: K
Why slow down now? We bet 700.
"Well, he could have a 3," the man across the table (who folded when we bet) now speculates. We say nothing. The young man still in the hand ponders it for a few seconds, then folds.
"I did have a 3," we say as we show. Gaining about 5,900 chips (including the gold chip) in one hand -- now that's truly a "big blind special."
We won a few early pots with good cards, then went dry for awhile. But a woman who quit the game in the second hour gave her large stack of chips for the table to divide, which helped us gained about 4,000. Then 4-4 turned into another three of a kind on the flop -- and we took out a man who pushed with two pair.
Those nice gains helped us cruise to the final table, but the cards ran out for us there. A desperation push with 3-4 of diamonds led to two diamonds on the flop, but no more. We were eliminated in sixth place -- but that was still satisfying, as it was our best tournament finish since Labor Day.
MINISTRY MOMENT: The tournament director noticed we wore a "WWJD" wristband tonight. "Where did you get that?" Rodney asked us.
We gave him a wrong answer at first, but corrected it after thinking for a while. LifeWay Christian Stores sell them for only $1.00 each. Perhaps one will help this director, who openly struggles to set a proper Christian example at times. We also plan to pray for Rodney; will you join us?
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 85 final tables in 209 nights (40.7%) - 15 cashes.
The director was playing a magic trick joke at our expense -- hiding a 5,000-dollar chip in his hand, as he tossed it into the third pot of the night. Considering the typical starting stack is 5,000, that's quite an incentive.
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 5s-3s
We don't normally chase a big bonus prize with a marginal hand. But we're in the big blind, so our 50 is committed right off the bat -- and the table simply calls. Checking's free....
ON THE FLOP: 3-6-3
....and that flop potentially is priceless. The small blind checks, and we jump out with a bet of 600.
"600 on the 6," a man across the table says half-smiling. Not exactly -- but enough players think along those lines so that nearly the entire table folds. Only a young man who just turned 21 and is inside The Red Barn for the first time remains.
ON THE TURN: K
Why slow down now? We bet 700.
"Well, he could have a 3," the man across the table (who folded when we bet) now speculates. We say nothing. The young man still in the hand ponders it for a few seconds, then folds.
"I did have a 3," we say as we show. Gaining about 5,900 chips (including the gold chip) in one hand -- now that's truly a "big blind special."
We won a few early pots with good cards, then went dry for awhile. But a woman who quit the game in the second hour gave her large stack of chips for the table to divide, which helped us gained about 4,000. Then 4-4 turned into another three of a kind on the flop -- and we took out a man who pushed with two pair.
Those nice gains helped us cruise to the final table, but the cards ran out for us there. A desperation push with 3-4 of diamonds led to two diamonds on the flop, but no more. We were eliminated in sixth place -- but that was still satisfying, as it was our best tournament finish since Labor Day.
MINISTRY MOMENT: The tournament director noticed we wore a "WWJD" wristband tonight. "Where did you get that?" Rodney asked us.
We gave him a wrong answer at first, but corrected it after thinking for a while. LifeWay Christian Stores sell them for only $1.00 each. Perhaps one will help this director, who openly struggles to set a proper Christian example at times. We also plan to pray for Rodney; will you join us?
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 85 final tables in 209 nights (40.7%) - 15 cashes.
Deliver Us From Evil
Some online poker players bring curious names to the table. We faced one today at National League of Poker....
Dealer: DrEvil85 wins Main Pot ($555) with One pair, kings
But on the very next hand, Dr. Evil met his demise by losing an all-in bet. And that led to this chat....
Dealer: KEYZ wins Main Pot ($1310) with Straight, nine to king
Me: That's how you overcome evil.
KEYZ: WHO IS JESUS
Surprised? It threw us for a moment, too. But we were willing to jump right in....
Me: Good question! Son of God and Son of Man.
KEYZ: jeopardyAlex
Me: Aha....
Me: Still a good question :-)
We didn't realize for a moment a TV game show moment had broken out. But we certainly liked the way this player was thinking -- especially when he added:
KEYZ: My Lord and Savior
Me: Mine, too. Hope that's true for everyone here!
KEYZ: Indeed.
Keyz seemed surprised when we mentioned this poker ministry. But perhaps you're surprised at the "question" he put on our original answer. Consider these words from the apostle John....
Who's who here? Other Bible translations indicate "the one who was born of God" refers to Jesus; the Contemporary English Version uses the phrase "God's own Son." The "evil one" isn't that online poker player -- but Satan the devil, based on Jesus's famous prayer....
How can you be delivered from Satan and evil? By staying close to Jesus, God's "one and only Son" (as John 3:16 describes Him). The Christian's "Big Brother" has overcome sin, and He can help you do it as well.
Dealer: DrEvil85 wins Main Pot ($555) with One pair, kings
But on the very next hand, Dr. Evil met his demise by losing an all-in bet. And that led to this chat....
Dealer: KEYZ wins Main Pot ($1310) with Straight, nine to king
Me: That's how you overcome evil.
KEYZ: WHO IS JESUS
Surprised? It threw us for a moment, too. But we were willing to jump right in....
Me: Good question! Son of God and Son of Man.
KEYZ: jeopardyAlex
Me: Aha....
Me: Still a good question :-)
We didn't realize for a moment a TV game show moment had broken out. But we certainly liked the way this player was thinking -- especially when he added:
KEYZ: My Lord and Savior
Me: Mine, too. Hope that's true for everyone here!
KEYZ: Indeed.
Keyz seemed surprised when we mentioned this poker ministry. But perhaps you're surprised at the "question" he put on our original answer. Consider these words from the apostle John....
We know that anyone born of God does not continue to sin; the one who was born of God keeps him safe, and the evil one cannot harm him. -- I John 5:18
Who's who here? Other Bible translations indicate "the one who was born of God" refers to Jesus; the Contemporary English Version uses the phrase "God's own Son." The "evil one" isn't that online poker player -- but Satan the devil, based on Jesus's famous prayer....
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one. -- Matthew 6:13
How can you be delivered from Satan and evil? By staying close to Jesus, God's "one and only Son" (as John 3:16 describes Him). The Christian's "Big Brother" has overcome sin, and He can help you do it as well.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
A Favor for Freerollers
7:30 pm UPDATE: We had our best showing in the Fox TV Challenge ever tonight! Our place was #2,167 out of 29,005 players -- a top ten-percent, which would have made us money at a casino. (But of course, only the top ten get paid in this freeroll.)
One more of these freerolls is on the schedule, 12 December. Well, actually TWO -- as PokerStars.Net had a 6pm and 8pm U.S. ET freeroll tonight. We found the same password works for both. But we have another commitment, so we're skipping a doubleheader.
= = =
First of all, the Poker Stars.Net Million Dollar Challenge Freeroll has been moved up two hours - to 6:00 p.m. U.S. ET.
And we're in a city which showed the Negreanu telecast early -- so here's the password: NAPT (all caps).
We might be able to play this after all. :-)
One more of these freerolls is on the schedule, 12 December. Well, actually TWO -- as PokerStars.Net had a 6pm and 8pm U.S. ET freeroll tonight. We found the same password works for both. But we have another commitment, so we're skipping a doubleheader.
= = =
First of all, the Poker Stars.Net Million Dollar Challenge Freeroll has been moved up two hours - to 6:00 p.m. U.S. ET.
And we're in a city which showed the Negreanu telecast early -- so here's the password: NAPT (all caps).
We might be able to play this after all. :-)
Getting It Straight
Saturday night was our best Heads-Up tournament showing at The Red Barn so far. We won our first three matches -- and had we won the fourth, we would have been guaranteed prize money (given to the top three finishers). Alas, we lost that fourth match and were eliminated in the losers bracket after that.
But one incident in the second match stood out for us -- and we hope it will for the man we played:
BLINDS: 200/400
IN THE POCKET: 9-9
We're in a healthy chip lead. Since we're not dealing, we post the big blind. And when a pocket pair comes, we jump on it -- but not too much, lest we scare our opponent away. We raise 400, and get a call.
ON THE FLOP: 9-8-7
With three of a kind, we decide to go for it -- putting our opponent all-in. After a moment, he calls and shows A-6. "I need a straight," he admits. (Or perhaps running Aces.)
ON THE TURN: Q
So much for the running Aces.
ON THE RIVER: 5
"I didn't get it," our opponent says with resignation. Do you agree?
"But look -- you did get a straight," we point out. He was looking for the 6-10 straight, but hit a 5-9 straight instead!
Our opponent obviously was thankful that we pointed that out. "Honesty is the best policy," we told him.
"What?!?!?" some of you may be screaming at this point. Honesty -- in poker?? A game filled with bluffing? And in a format where bluffing probably works better than any other? Well, there's a Bible verse describing people like that....
Keep a "poker face," shake hands with the alleged loser and start snickering after he walks out of the room -- and you probably have a corrupted conscience. But the Christian poker player is different. He realizes a "God-conscience" some call the Holy Spirit will nag at him later.
Honor to us means fair play -- even if it hurts us. A heads-up game which could have ended in 30 minutes wound up being a 45-minute marathon. But winning honestly made things worthwhile.
Oh, by the way -- did you notice the winning hand we helped our opponent see?
But one incident in the second match stood out for us -- and we hope it will for the man we played:
BLINDS: 200/400
IN THE POCKET: 9-9
We're in a healthy chip lead. Since we're not dealing, we post the big blind. And when a pocket pair comes, we jump on it -- but not too much, lest we scare our opponent away. We raise 400, and get a call.
ON THE FLOP: 9-8-7
With three of a kind, we decide to go for it -- putting our opponent all-in. After a moment, he calls and shows A-6. "I need a straight," he admits. (Or perhaps running Aces.)
ON THE TURN: Q
So much for the running Aces.
ON THE RIVER: 5
"I didn't get it," our opponent says with resignation. Do you agree?
"But look -- you did get a straight," we point out. He was looking for the 6-10 straight, but hit a 5-9 straight instead!
Our opponent obviously was thankful that we pointed that out. "Honesty is the best policy," we told him.
"What?!?!?" some of you may be screaming at this point. Honesty -- in poker?? A game filled with bluffing? And in a format where bluffing probably works better than any other? Well, there's a Bible verse describing people like that....
To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted. -- Titus 1:15
Keep a "poker face," shake hands with the alleged loser and start snickering after he walks out of the room -- and you probably have a corrupted conscience. But the Christian poker player is different. He realizes a "God-conscience" some call the Holy Spirit will nag at him later.
Pray for us. We are sure that we have a clear conscience and desire to live honorably in every way. -- Hebrews 13:18
Honor to us means fair play -- even if it hurts us. A heads-up game which could have ended in 30 minutes wound up being a 45-minute marathon. But winning honestly made things worthwhile.
A truthful witness gives honest testimony, but a false witness tells lies. -- Proverbs 12:17
Oh, by the way -- did you notice the winning hand we helped our opponent see?
Teach me your way, O Lord; lead me in a straight path because of my oppressors. -- Psalm 27:11
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Poker Night 208: Threes to Please
"That's not a raise," a man across the table from us said tonight during an early hand at Lil Kim's Cove. With the blinds at 25/50, we raised 100. He eventually made big bets, and ran us off two pair which probably would have won. So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- right?
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 3-3
The hand we surrendered cost us a lot of chips. But we won most of it back in the hand prior to this one, when we followed the man's example and shoved all-in with four diamonds on the board. (Yes, we had the nuts.) Now we're first in the order, and we limp in. Several players do.
ON THE FLOP: 5-3-5
Jackpot! A woman ahead of us checks, and we know what to do with a full house.
"Fifteen-hundred," we announce. "It worked for him" -- referring to a bet that man across the table made against us earlier. That man appears stunned that we bet so much now. But he calls, as does the dealer.
ON THE TURN: 8
Why slow down? We bet 2,000. Our opponents decide we mean business, and fold. Then following that man's example, we don't show our cards -- and we repeat his words: "I don't want to give away my strategy for the next hand."
(By the way: did you notice our last post occurred at 3:33 p.m. U.S. ET? Then 3-3 paid big dividends? Naah -- we think it's coincidence.)
We won a couple more nice pots as well, then chose to play tight defense in the second hour after a big loss to a well-hidden three of a kind. We survived to the final table with one minimal 500-dollar chip -- then won the draw for dealer, and endured past the two-hour break.
When we finally had to go all-in with J-4, we were outgunned by a woman whose K-Q both paired. But we went home relieved and satisfied. A seventh-place finish broke that looooong streak of missing final tables!
MINISTRY MOMENT: "You going to cut?" a woman to our left asked at the semifinal table. We admittedly were distracted by the TV on the wall behind our seat, and what channel was on.
"They're showing TBN -- Trinity Broadcasting," we pointed out. You certainly don't expect that at a bar like Lil Kim's Cove. And the captioning was on, so we could read everything ministers such as Dr. David Jeremiah said.
"Some people here probably could use that," we said -- and the woman next to us agreed. Admittedly, no one else seemed to pay much attention to the screen or the message. But if it's on, someone could -- and who knows where God might get someone's attention.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 84 final tables in 208 nights (40.4%) - 15 cashes. Live heads-up record: 2-3.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 90 point wins in 488 games (18.4%), 37 final tables, two cashes.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $23,599, up $1,395. The next Million-Dollar Challenge freeroll is this Sunday, but schedule commitments may prevent us from playing.
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: 3-3
The hand we surrendered cost us a lot of chips. But we won most of it back in the hand prior to this one, when we followed the man's example and shoved all-in with four diamonds on the board. (Yes, we had the nuts.) Now we're first in the order, and we limp in. Several players do.
ON THE FLOP: 5-3-5
Jackpot! A woman ahead of us checks, and we know what to do with a full house.
"Fifteen-hundred," we announce. "It worked for him" -- referring to a bet that man across the table made against us earlier. That man appears stunned that we bet so much now. But he calls, as does the dealer.
ON THE TURN: 8
Why slow down? We bet 2,000. Our opponents decide we mean business, and fold. Then following that man's example, we don't show our cards -- and we repeat his words: "I don't want to give away my strategy for the next hand."
(By the way: did you notice our last post occurred at 3:33 p.m. U.S. ET? Then 3-3 paid big dividends? Naah -- we think it's coincidence.)
We won a couple more nice pots as well, then chose to play tight defense in the second hour after a big loss to a well-hidden three of a kind. We survived to the final table with one minimal 500-dollar chip -- then won the draw for dealer, and endured past the two-hour break.
When we finally had to go all-in with J-4, we were outgunned by a woman whose K-Q both paired. But we went home relieved and satisfied. A seventh-place finish broke that looooong streak of missing final tables!
MINISTRY MOMENT: "You going to cut?" a woman to our left asked at the semifinal table. We admittedly were distracted by the TV on the wall behind our seat, and what channel was on.
"They're showing TBN -- Trinity Broadcasting," we pointed out. You certainly don't expect that at a bar like Lil Kim's Cove. And the captioning was on, so we could read everything ministers such as Dr. David Jeremiah said.
"Some people here probably could use that," we said -- and the woman next to us agreed. Admittedly, no one else seemed to pay much attention to the screen or the message. But if it's on, someone could -- and who knows where God might get someone's attention.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 84 final tables in 208 nights (40.4%) - 15 cashes. Live heads-up record: 2-3.
NATIONAL LEAGUE OF POKER TOTAL: Full tournaments - 90 point wins in 488 games (18.4%), 37 final tables, two cashes.
POKER STARS.NET TOTAL: Pretend cash games - $23,599, up $1,395. The next Million-Dollar Challenge freeroll is this Sunday, but schedule commitments may prevent us from playing.
God Across the Table
We stepped into an online play-money cash game the other night and met God.
Well, actually the screen name was "GOD2000" -- and that inspired us to try to start a conversation:
flopblogger: Nice to see God is here. :-)
Dealer: SavageCash, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
flopblogger: I read His book every day.
Dealer: Game #52720293661: SavageCash wins pot (300)
BGSHERIFF226: you'd think he'd have more chips
flopblogger: That's a really good point. :-)
A good point, in part because God claims to be the Owner of all things....
How can God say all that? Because He created it all. Moses expanded those property rights even farther....
All that we have reflects God's love for us, and His sharing with us. That includes your poker chips, and the table where you play. And if you're a skilled player -- well, to borrow from Rush Limbaugh, that's "talent on loan from God" as well.
So what did the "God" at our table have to say about all this? Nothing. In fact, moments later before a flop....
Dealer: GOD2000, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: GOD2000 has timed out - hand is folded....
flopblogger: And I thought God is timeless. :-/
In God's eternal perspective, time means nothing.
The Bible shows believers can join in that timelessness, being resurrected to eternal life when Jesus comes again. And we'll be able to share in God's amazing bounty forever -- perhaps even some of those poker chips.
Well, actually the screen name was "GOD2000" -- and that inspired us to try to start a conversation:
flopblogger: Nice to see God is here. :-)
Dealer: SavageCash, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
flopblogger: I read His book every day.
Dealer: Game #52720293661: SavageCash wins pot (300)
BGSHERIFF226: you'd think he'd have more chips
flopblogger: That's a really good point. :-)
A good point, in part because God claims to be the Owner of all things....
Hear, O my people, and I will speak, O Israel, and I will testify against you: I am God, your God.... for every animal of the forest is mine, and the cattle on a thousand hills.... and the creatures of the field are mine.... the world is mine, and all that is in it. -- Psalm 50:7-12
How can God say all that? Because He created it all. Moses expanded those property rights even farther....
To the Lord your God belong the heavens, even the highest heavens, the earth and everything in it. Yet the Lord set his affection on your forefathers and loved them, and he chose you, their descendants, above all the nations, as it is today. -- Deuteronomy 10:14-15
All that we have reflects God's love for us, and His sharing with us. That includes your poker chips, and the table where you play. And if you're a skilled player -- well, to borrow from Rush Limbaugh, that's "talent on loan from God" as well.
So what did the "God" at our table have to say about all this? Nothing. In fact, moments later before a flop....
Dealer: GOD2000, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: GOD2000 has timed out - hand is folded....
flopblogger: And I thought God is timeless. :-/
In God's eternal perspective, time means nothing.
But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. -- II Peter 3:8
The Bible shows believers can join in that timelessness, being resurrected to eternal life when Jesus comes again. And we'll be able to share in God's amazing bounty forever -- perhaps even some of those poker chips.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Searching for Ararat
No, we're not after not the physical mountain -- but after meeting an online poker player using the name "Ararat," we asked where you might find that location in the Bible.
We noted Genesis 8:4, where Noah's Ark landed long ago. The other Biblical mentions admittedly are obscure. Jeremiah 51:27 indicates Ararat is one of three kingdoms in a prophetic assault on Babylon. And it's also the place where two murderers of an Assyrian king fled:
You might consider it coincidence that a king was killed while worshiping his god. But when Jesus comes back, He plans to "strike down the nations" (Revelation 19:15) -- which we can safely guess refers to nations which don't worship Christ. So are you worshiping "poker gods," or the real Lord?
We noted Genesis 8:4, where Noah's Ark landed long ago. The other Biblical mentions admittedly are obscure. Jeremiah 51:27 indicates Ararat is one of three kingdoms in a prophetic assault on Babylon. And it's also the place where two murderers of an Assyrian king fled:
One day, while he was worshiping in the temple of his god Nisroch, his sons Adrammelech and Sharezer cut him down with the sword, and they escaped to the land of Ararat.... -- II KIngs 19:37
You might consider it coincidence that a king was killed while worshiping his god. But when Jesus comes back, He plans to "strike down the nations" (Revelation 19:15) -- which we can safely guess refers to nations which don't worship Christ. So are you worshiping "poker gods," or the real Lord?
Monday, November 15, 2010
Poker Night 207: The Other Golden Rule
The Biblical one is commonly mentioned as: "Do to others as you would have them do to you" (Matthew 7:12, NIV; the traditional Old English wording is NOT in the King James Version).
The other golden rule is: "He who has the gold, rules." And two players with bright 5,000-dollar gold chips had quite a battle for control at The Red Barn tonight....
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: Q-7 offsuit
We're dealing, and the blinds are about to go up. Sitting with 5,400 chips after starting with 6,000, we normally fold this combination -- and so we do. Only one player calls the big blind, who checks (the small blind is absent).
ON THE FLOP: A-A-A
Wow -- flops don't come more powerful than that! A man sitting to our right grabs his stack of chips and fakes dropping it all-in. But he's not playing first; the big blind starts, and bets 1,000. His opponent sees that and only calls.
ON THE TURN: 6
Both players quickly check.
ON THE RIVER: 4
Both men check again.
"Gimme that gold chip," the man to the left says. He shows an Ace, confirming he hit the jackpot -- quads on the flop for a 5,000-chip bonus.
As for our night: it was another uphill fight, as players around us bought plenty of drinks and food to gain bonus chips exceeding ours. We took a big loss when a top pair fell short, then rallied with A-2 when an Ace came on the turn to give us two pair. Pocket 7's brought another big gain after the one-hour break -- but 8-8 minutes later proved our undoing, as the quad-maker with A-Q paired them both. We were gone in about 19th place.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We learned tonight the man who made quads is Catholic. He talked about the main door to the church he attends having big gashes on it -- "like Satan trying to break into the church."
The devil certainly would like to tear down the church Jesus started. In fact, the apostle Paul admitted he "persecuted the church of God" (I Corinthians 15:9). But God changed him in a miraculous way (see Acts 9) -- and Jesus promised even before that:
Stay close to God's church -- but make sure the church group you attend is actually close to God, following what the Bible instructs.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 83 final tables in 207 nights (40.1%) - 15 cashes. We can't remember the last time we had a streak like this: 12 missed final tables in a row.
The other golden rule is: "He who has the gold, rules." And two players with bright 5,000-dollar gold chips had quite a battle for control at The Red Barn tonight....
BLINDS: 25/50
IN THE POCKET: Q-7 offsuit
We're dealing, and the blinds are about to go up. Sitting with 5,400 chips after starting with 6,000, we normally fold this combination -- and so we do. Only one player calls the big blind, who checks (the small blind is absent).
ON THE FLOP: A-A-A
Wow -- flops don't come more powerful than that! A man sitting to our right grabs his stack of chips and fakes dropping it all-in. But he's not playing first; the big blind starts, and bets 1,000. His opponent sees that and only calls.
ON THE TURN: 6
Both players quickly check.
ON THE RIVER: 4
Both men check again.
"Gimme that gold chip," the man to the left says. He shows an Ace, confirming he hit the jackpot -- quads on the flop for a 5,000-chip bonus.
As for our night: it was another uphill fight, as players around us bought plenty of drinks and food to gain bonus chips exceeding ours. We took a big loss when a top pair fell short, then rallied with A-2 when an Ace came on the turn to give us two pair. Pocket 7's brought another big gain after the one-hour break -- but 8-8 minutes later proved our undoing, as the quad-maker with A-Q paired them both. We were gone in about 19th place.
MINISTRY MOMENT: We learned tonight the man who made quads is Catholic. He talked about the main door to the church he attends having big gashes on it -- "like Satan trying to break into the church."
The devil certainly would like to tear down the church Jesus started. In fact, the apostle Paul admitted he "persecuted the church of God" (I Corinthians 15:9). But God changed him in a miraculous way (see Acts 9) -- and Jesus promised even before that:
....On this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. -- Matthew 16:18
Stay close to God's church -- but make sure the church group you attend is actually close to God, following what the Bible instructs.
UPDATED POKER SCOREBOARD: 83 final tables in 207 nights (40.1%) - 15 cashes. We can't remember the last time we had a streak like this: 12 missed final tables in a row.
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